First Date

Ninja Sex Party

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Ninja Sex Party

Ninja Sex Party (often abbreviated as NSP) is an American musical comedy duo consisting of singer Dan Avidan and keyboardist Brian Wecht. They formed in 2009 in New York City and are currently based in Los Angeles. They are also known as two thirds of the video game-based musical trio Starbomb, together with frequent collaborator Arin Hanson. Avidan joined Hanson's YouTube Let's Play webseries Game Grumps as co-host in 2013; Wecht also joined the show in 2015. The work of Ninja Sex Party typically consists of rock or synthpop-oriented humorous songs, frequently on the topics of sex, seduction, love or fantasy, with Avidan and Wecht respectively portraying the characters of Danny Sexbang, an idiotic, exuberant and strangely-dressed hypersexual Jewish man, and… more »


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Hey pretty lady, you're looking real fine
This is our first date, I'm not like other guys
I can tell that you have played it safe your whole life
So let's get naughty and break a couple rules tonight!

Sneak in a movie, no one will ever know
Then run on private property and hold each other close
Beneath the moonlight, I've got a fun idea
Lean in and kiss your cheek and gently whisper in your ear

Let's steal a car tonight!
Commit a felony with me and drive until the sunrise
Let's steal a motherfucking car tonight!
We're young and in love, so let's commit some crimes
(Hey, I like you!)

I got you flowers, let's get some coffee
Look deep in my eyes and tell me 'bout your family
We can hold hands, then you can watch me
Shoot cocaine into my eyes and rock a burglary!

Let's steal some art tonight!
What's a few Picassos when you're on a sexy date heist?
Let's steal some precious fucking art tonight!
We're young and in love, we're crossing state lines

Or, you know
we could go a little more traditional 
go for a walk, watch a movie
Actually, there's a really nice flower exhibit at the botanical gardens! 
Ninja Brian was just telling me about that last week
He loved it
Wait, you know what? F*ck it!

Let's kill some guy tonight!
We're holding hands and laughing while we shank him in the starlight
Let's take a motherfucking life tonight!
We're young and alive, which I can't say for that guy

Let's kill five guys tonight!
Then share a cherry cola while we blast a savage drive-by
Let's kill ten guys tonight!
(You know what? First date
let's pump the brakes on the murders)
Let's kill five guys tonight!
I'll take you back to your place and we'll craft the perfect alibi
Man we had fun tonight!
We're young and in love, and you can call me anytime! (Time)

Good first date! 
Wanna do it again next wee—no? 
Oh, alright

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Written by: Brian Alexander Wecht, James Wesley Roach, Leigh Daniel Avidan

Lyrics © TUNECORE INC, Songtrust Ave

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