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Ninja Sex Party

Ninja Sex Party (often abbreviated as NSP) is an American musical comedy duo consisting of singer Dan Avidan and keyboardist Brian Wecht. They formed in 2009 in New York City and are currently based in Los Angeles. They are also known as two thirds of the video game-based musical trio Starbomb, together with frequent collaborator Arin Hanson. Avidan joined Hanson's YouTube Let's Play webseries Game Grumps as co-host in 2013; Wecht also joined the show in 2015. The work of Ninja Sex Party typically consists of rock or synthpop-oriented humorous songs, frequently on the topics of sex, seduction, love or fantasy, with Avidan and Wecht respectively portraying the characters of Danny Sexbang, an idiotic, exuberant and strangely-dressed hypersexual Jewish man, and… more »


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A lot of people don't know this but I, Danny Sexbang 
Have been quietly working on the sexiest romance novel ever 
For the past sixteen years
I would like to share a taste of it with you now
Please enjoy this excerpt from my deeply sensual tale
"Claudia Goes to Schlongtown: Part 6, The Erectening"
Ninja Brian, would you?

"I love penis!" Claudia said to Jeff
Seductively caressing both of her yamyams
"Allow me to get you some from the kitchen" 
Jeff said with a twinkle in his eye
"No, not peanuts Jeff! Those aren't the nuts I'm interested in" 
She grabbed him on the penis-iest part of his body
"But a peanut isn't a nut," Jeff mansplained. "It's a legume."

Woah Brian, what's the problem?

What do you mean it's not romantic? 
I'm an amazing lover and I've lived through this exact scenario hundreds of times

"I feel like we're getting off-topic Jeff" Claudia said 
"But now that you mention it, I could go for a peanut butter sandwich"
"Penis butter? I don't think I have any of that." Jeff groaned, hornily

Eat dicks Brian! This is romantic as f*ck! Do not throw that piano at me again

Fine! I'll cut ahead to the end of the chapter

Claudia and Jeff lay naked in the penis butter tub 
On top of the Empire State Building 
Their bodies entwined like two sexlampreys

"Should we invite Ninja Brian over?" Claudia asked
"No!" Jeff yelled
"Ninja Brian sucks and his face is lame 
And he's stupid and his dick is so small that"

Not the piano!

Ughh my peanuts

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Written by: Brian Alexander Wecht, Leigh Daniel Avidan

Lyrics © Songtrust Ave

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