Eating Food in the Shower

Ninja Sex Party

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Ninja Sex Party

Ninja Sex Party (often abbreviated as NSP) is an American musical comedy duo consisting of singer Dan Avidan and keyboardist Brian Wecht. They formed in 2009 in New York City and are currently based in Los Angeles. They are also known as two thirds of the video game-based musical trio Starbomb, together with frequent collaborator Arin Hanson. Avidan joined Hanson's YouTube Let's Play webseries Game Grumps as co-host in 2013; Wecht also joined the show in 2015. The work of Ninja Sex Party typically consists of rock or synthpop-oriented humorous songs, frequently on the topics of sex, seduction, love or fantasy, with Avidan and Wecht respectively portraying the characters of Danny Sexbang, an idiotic, exuberant and strangely-dressed hypersexual Jewish man, and… more »


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Babe, you know I love you
But it's hard to find time to spend together
You've got your career
I've got, my, uh I do stuff
But I'll find a way to work this out
Let's get it on!

I'm a busy guy, and you're a busy woman
Every day you wake up for work at the crack of nine
Then we gotta choose between morning sex and breakfast
God knows we need both but there just ain't no time
But I've found a way to get the most out of our day
I prepared you this buffet
So grab a tray, take off your clothes
And follow me

Let's eat our food in the shower
Just look at the time we've saved
Nothing unlocks a meal's flavor potential
Like turning up a faucet head from pulse to spray
We're eating food in the shower
Ain't this romantic, it's just like rain
Although I've definitely had crispier toast in my life
And there's a huge amount of bacon
Collecting in your drain wooo!

That's right, girl. 
Don't things taste better when we're naked?
I gotta tell you I, whoops
Sorry I'll get that, that was
Whoa whoa whoa
Sorry sorry
Sorry, that was me

Now it's later at night, and the mood is right for lovin
It's our 3 day anniversary, let's celebrate
Reservation for two at a candlelight dinner
Right inside your own bathroom, what a convenient date!
Sit down at the tub-shaped table
Give your order to the waiter
And hold my pruney hand
I also hired a harpist and mariachi band (mi amor!)

Eating food in the shower
But just between us I don't deny
All the drinks are watered down, there's shampoo in my tacos
Also I asked a bunch of friends if they would like to stop by (hi!)
We're eating food in the shower
This is the pinnacle of your year
The night is only getting better as we get wetter and wetter
Hey is this mayo or conditioner? I have no idea

Man, it's getting crowded in here
Let's towel off
Oh god, the mariachi band! (Señor!)

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Written by: Brian Alexander Wecht, Leigh Daniel Avidan

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