Orgy for One

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Ninja Sex Party

Ninja Sex Party (often abbreviated as NSP) is an American musical comedy duo consisting of singer Dan Avidan and keyboardist Brian Wecht. They formed in 2009 in New York City and are currently based in Los Angeles. They are also known as two thirds of the video game-based musical trio Starbomb, together with frequent collaborator Arin Hanson. Avidan joined Hanson's YouTube Let's Play webseries Game Grumps as co-host in 2013; Wecht also joined the show in 2015. The work of Ninja Sex Party typically consists of rock or synthpop-oriented humorous songs, frequently on the topics of sex, seduction, love or fantasy, with Avidan and Wecht respectively portraying the characters of Danny Sexbang, an idiotic, exuberant and strangely-dressed hypersexual Jewish man, and… more »


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2018
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Ninja Brian
I invited a large number of girls over here for an orgy tonight 
But I have to say the responses thus far haven’t been exactly what I’d hoped for

Stacy had a headache
Jenny was in jail 
Brenda had to work late
Kate was getting Jenny’s bail

Angela got scurvy
Ashley caught a cold
Sally’s dad exploded
That’s what I was told

Michelle had to play checkers
Ann was baking pies
Wendy’s dad exploded too
That might’ve been a lie

Pam had frisbee lessons
Stella had ballet
Now I’m by myself
But I can have fun anyway, so

Dim, dim the lights (The lights)
Remove my tights 
Yeah! 

Nobody showed but I’m gonna have some fun
Let’s get this party started it’s an orgy for one
It’s me and my hand and it’s hotter than the sun
So break out the tissues it’s an orgy for one
I’m workin’ out my issues in an orgy for one

Margaret’s cat got nauseous
Jane was way too shy 
Steve was not invited 
Because he was a guy

Claire was parasailing
Brooke said she was in space
But it doesn’t matter
'Cause I’m rounding second base

All through the night
My grasp is tight 
Oh

I’m beating so hard you’d think I was a drum
And I don’t even care it’s an orgy for one
I’m here all alone and I’m tuggin on my plums
It’s not just masturbation, it’s an orgy for one
It’s a fuckin’ celebration, it’s an orgy for one

Orgy for one (Orgy for one)
Orgy for one

Sixty nine 
Without the nine
Now pour the wine 
I’m mine all mine

I’m batting a thousand and nailing everyone
Thank you everybody at this orgy for one
These pillows are stacked to look vaguely like a butt
You know I’m goin for it, it’s an orgy for one

My junk is getting sore and it’s an orgy for one
You know that I’ll be scoring at the orgy for one (Orgy for one)

Orgy for one
Orgy for one

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Written by: Brian Alexander Wecht, James Wesley Roach, Leigh Daniel Avidan

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