Cool Patrol
Ninja Sex Party
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Yo Ninja Brian You see that high schooler over there getting pushed around? This looks like a job for the Cool Patrol! Hey kid! (Yo!) You're getting picked on in school The other boys! (Huh!)! They say you just ain't cool Well that's bullshit! (Yeah!!) We're gonna teach you the rules Those motherfuckers ain't gonna bother you no more We are the bad boys (oh!) from the tough side of town We are the cool patrol (woo!) we'll turn your life around Those bullies (aw shit) their ass is done for now We're gonna show you how! So fuckin' listen y'all! First You put your hands in the air And you jump off the ground And then you take that funky butt and you shake it all around And lightly jog in place and then crank it up to a prance This is the cool patrol dance Now put your hands in your pockets And take them right back out Then spin around in a circle and make an animal sound (moo) Then glide into the sprinkler like you're gonna water the plants This is the cool patrol dance Whee! You get all that kid? that wasn't actually very helpful That was like an instructional dance Hell yeah! Motherfuckin' bullies better watch their ass You're sending all them shits a message there's a new king in class When they see you they're gonna freak out and piss their pants They are your bitches! They are your bitches because You put your hands in the air And then stick out your rear end And then you wiggle it real hard and you hug your closest friend And then you wildly remove your clothes and tearaway pants This is the cool patrol dance Now rub the peanut butter on you From your head to your feet And cover up your nudity with different cheeses and meats Then slap a camel because this could be your only chance This is the cool patrol dance Cool break! Alright This is cool, 'scuse me Hey I have an idea! Let's kick it! Woo! You put your hands in the air And grab a bird from the sky And eat it whole so that you may absorb its power of flight Now you can also dive bomb fish because your vision's enhanced This is the cool patrol dance You're basically a superhero now So throw some cars Then rub your magnum thighs together and set fire to mars Now harness all your sexy fury in a victory stance This is the cool patrol dance! Your training is complete Now go show those fuckers who's boss! Okay! Hey guys, listen up You put your hands in the a- Oh god! Aw he might, he might actually be dead
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Written by: LEIGH DANIEL AVIDAN, BRIAN ALEXANDER WECHT
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10 facts about this song
Band Background"Cool Patrol" is a song performed by the American comedy duo Ninja Sex Party. The group’s members are Dan Avidan and Brian Wecht, who are also known for their internet personalities on the popular YouTube channel "Game Grumps."
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Album Details"Cool Patrol" is the title track and the second single released from their sixth album. The album, also named "Cool Patrol," was released on August 17, 2018.
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Musical StyleThe song is known for its comedic lyrical content and colorful music video. Their music in general is often a blend of comedy, synthpop, and rock genres.
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CollaborationIn "Cool Patrol," apart from the regular duo, TWRP (Tupper Ware Remix Party), a Canadian synthwave group, also actively participated. TWRP has been the backing band for Ninja Sex Party since 2015.
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Chart SuccessThe "Cool Patrol" album debuted at number 1 on the Billboard Comedy Albums chart, and it also reached number 2 on the Billboard Independent Albums chart, showing the popularity of the song within the album.
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Music VideoThe music video for "Cool Patrol" has more than 23 million views on YouTube (as of 2022) and features the duo performing a fictitious "dance" that's supposed to intimidate bullies.
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RecognitionThe album "Cool Patrol" won the 2019 Shorty Award for Best in Comedy.
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ThemeLike many Ninja Sex Party songs, "Cool Patrol" features tongue-in-cheek humor. The song and its video depict humorous and absurd tactics for dealing with bullies.
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Unique ApproachThe combination of their comedic theme, catchy tunes, and eccentric performances make their songs like "Cool Patrol" stand out, earning them a strong fan base.
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Creative FreedomThe song "Cool Patrol," like many of their works, exemplifies the duo's commitment to independent music production, allowing them ultimate creative freedom and control.
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