Lyrics:
Judy Garland's daughter, Liza Minnelli, has requested that her mother's funeral be held in as dignified a manner as possible
Apparently, she's getting
makes you lots of money)
Bothered Judy Garland
When I ordered Barbara Cartland
Champagne in my bidet
The press all had a field day
You may
scalping tickets Judy's getting harassed
They both got kicked outside
Didn't have a backstage pass
Oh-yeah
And oh, I don't know why she wrote that
Can't you feel by how I'm linked in?
(Ooh ah ah ah) once I get that twitch
That's how you tell that I been drinkin'
Think I fucked a lot of wives, the
Way
laugh and hate I know I'm surrounded by a bunch of Judge Judy's
But I'm a Saint so I'ma flex on em, Michael Thomas
Not who you used to know unrecognizable
He said what's her name? Judy
Her name is Judy
So many Judy's
Coming soon "So Many Judy's"
Inspired by
Florida
Rollin up I'm in the clouds but I
to the universal opera
There's Judy Garland taking Buddha by the hand
And then these seven little men get up to dance
They say Confucius does his crossword with
the bed
Judy asked him why, he just passed and said
The way it isn't always easy, the way it isn't always fair
Now just because the way things are
you can't hear the silence
Even when it's there. Like the wind seen from the window,
Seeing it but not being touched by it.
*
Words sometimes
then you gon' see these
Gotta be approved by my bestie
Never had patience waitin'
He a L7 loser
Yeah, I'm judgin' him like Judy (ooh)
Ooh, I get
What you lookin' at
Why you starin' at me
Givin' me the eye
As far as what I can see
Excuse me for just one moment, I've gotta make a phone call
Well Judy Garland, she died on the toilet
From an alleged drug overdose
And Elvis, the king, he died on the toilet
For him it was a heart attack
meets Jules Verne at Juliard
You're Judy Garland skipping down a yellow brick boulevard
I'm hella sick wit' that gab
Gifted with the witchcraft
Have you
being straight is almost queer now
It's hard to tell what's real now
I can't even say how I feel now
There some Judge Judy's all over the place
Only
bored
Largely ignored by colleagues
Chews on a pen
Turns back again to the spreadsheet
And if you don’t have dreams to start with
Well, they can’t get
consider yourself lucky
To be a junkie in a hospital bed"
He says, "You know Judy Garland never showed up When I took my walk in the Land of Oz
can't fuck she a groupie
Next girl that I meet if she a queen I buy Her rubies
Might put my life on the line like this shit is judge Judy
Lately I been
Ay dios mío!
I can't, can't
I don't, don't
I can't, can't
I won't, won't
What you think I look like
Bitch I'm important
I don't sit around, No, I
And this is fun
(I'm binge drinking with Judy Garland)
I just wanna die young
Maybe at 27
I wanna grow up to die young
I'm gonna die young, yes sir, I
I been had dreams I would be the man
I go all-in you can't beat my hand
High as Peter Pan, I don't need a xan
I get my money, auf wiedersehen
'Til we
queens in their high heeled drag disguise
Sing 'Over the rainbow' 'til Judy Garland quivers and sighs
Souls ain't born, souls don't die
Soul ain't made
All alone I anticipate the first fresh blade of green
The young hydrangea blue, in bloom
Pink rhododendron too will all be gone by June
But now that
The leaves gold and red
Yet strolling through the shops in town
I can’t help but scratch my head
Twinkly lights up in the trees
And garland everywhere
A whiff
Judy, um, do you think we processed that 100%? Because yeah, I do. Okay. No, I was just checking, then another 20 minutes goes by, Judy, can we, can we
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