BEEF SEASONING
The Zap Tap
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I haven't written a rhyme About rippin' a spine Out of a kitten that's dyin' In like a really long time It's like y'all seem to forget About the seasoning a vet Puts on some beef when eats Before playing Russian roulette You think you got heart? I could give two farts about what you retards call art I'm "The Tipping point" meets "When Things Fall Apart" Roots Like "Do You Want More?" Or are you just another false start Truth I'm Jules Winfield meets Jules Verne at Juliard You're Judy Garland skipping down a yellow brick boulevard I'm hella sick wit' that gab Gifted with the witchcraft Have you bitches leavin thinking "Shit, that little shit's shit smashed!" And he who laughs last will be me, in fact, happily While half of these casualties try to play it off casually The other half gets buried in the grass under an apple tree Dumb fucks dumbstruck while I hum "Bohemian Rhapsody" I'm less Tim Lincecum, more Tim Flannery From SD to SF, California fantasy All state, all great, all-grape factory Call it what you will but all hate is flattery Miss me with your top 10 magazine blasphemy Hot raps talk trash to the top brass at the academy I'm the Cadillac of abstract abnormality And I'm battling myself - but that's just a formality I'm just having some fun While you talk about guns Z just fuckin around Why you so shocked when he cums? Im the rapping king of Tatooine Eclipse it's two suns Remember that time? Never mind, y'all is too young All g, it's alright, see tonight Everybody Wang Chungs Yin yang, feng shui Yang yin shui fengs Practically a palindrome Balance in the palm trees After flows it's sourdough and escargot With bomb cheese Everyone can get it Blacks, Latinos, Asians, honkeys, But I don't disrespect women so instead of "bitch" I'll say "mom, please" Devil on my shoulder screaming "jeez just let the song breathe!" But these are life or death raps like I'm hunting fucking zombies Juxtapose thoughts awkwardly Like taco meats and broccoli Flip flops mixed with soccer cleats Kool Keith meets Socrates In Polynesian colonies Wearing a crown made of donkey teeth Rewriting policies against racial inequalities! Sheesh! I haven't written a rhyme About rippin a spine Out of a kitten that's dyin' In like a really long time It's like y'all seem to forget About the seasoning a vet Puts on some beef when eats Before playing Russian roulette Reinventing sentence structure F*ck your whole dictionary Suck my dick and see some shit The old man's a Visionary Ay, I stay prophetic - some of y'all faker than a leg prosthetic And it's way pathetic Any one of y'all lames can get it I'll see you and your freestyles With your bits of newly found clout And raise you all the chips Better act like you just found out To innovator-emulators Trying their to best to sound proud There's acid in my purple rain I'm a hurricane F*ck your little SoundCloud! Man, f*ck your little SoundCloud The Zap Tap King Aspect motherfuckin' McCarthy Change the Beat fam for life
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