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bar mitzvah day
It was David Cohen's bar mitzvah day.
Uncle Abe flew in from Cincinnati
Aunt Becky drove up from Miami Beach
The rabbi was watching with
I give tzedakah every Friday
Before we celebrate Shabbat
I put in my coins with pride
And it feels so good inside
To do a mitzvah and give tzedakah
off the ground here. I think rich Jews need to stop paying celebrities to go to their bar mitzvahs.
I think this is a New York thing but every once in
(Verse 1 – Siddy Mitzvah)
Tell ‘em bae
Shake and face it now
We don’t force it
Make it work for now
You can take it my way
I made so much and now I’m
- Would you con — would you consider this a mitzvah?
- This is the definition of a mitzvah
- Mitzvah
Got the type of money that can buy you a
First class flight to the moon hoe
Black Bar Mitzvah, Jewish Mafia nigga
Maybach music
October 30th,
bitches from barbecues to Bar Mitzvah's
The dick don't fit, use your lips 'cause (use 'em)
I'm feelin' kinda itchy for a quickie
Don't take off your
maps of the stars,
I had my nose broken at Spago's
When I puked on the bar
All I played's a double bar mitzvah
Bubba played a double bar mitzvah
It's
might
Hashem send me strength from on high
Step by step, I rise up once more
The Torah, it so sets me free
Mitzvah by Mitzvah, the golus is dark
But
Ooh I wanna tell you about the strip malls
The nail salons and the bar mitzvah halls
Taxes are high as balls
Way down in Long Island
Glen Cove, Glen
scared
That they didn't get my little invitation
Signed
My mom invited me to a Bar Mitzvah
But I'm not Jewish
No, I'm not Jewish
I'm not Jewish (Swedish
I am such a good person
I make sure to do all my mitzvah
I'm basically a saint, Saint Harry
Just kidding I'm Hanukah Harry
After my Bar Mitzvah I was
Capades on tour to Melbourne and Kyoto
I'm stuck at some bar mitzvah in the suburbs of Chicago
I miss you everywhere I go...
I've been a man of somewhat
and Sefaria
Beard at my bar mitzvah, now you probably think I'm sephardi huh
So shtark I won't say the brand that make the Sebring
But yo see what happens if
& Siddy Mitzvah)
Baby you the purpose
Baby you the purpose
Baby you the purpose
Baby you the purpose
Yeah yeah
(Verse 1 – Cíntia Fontana)
Meu quarto está
(Refrain – Siddy Mitzvah)
Don’t tear me down
I can feel enough yeah
Babe don’t tear me down
I can feel enough yeah
Babe don’t tear me down
I can feel
(Verse 1 – Siddy Mitzvah)
Pack it up on me
I just got time only
I wanna fix it only
She got it, oh mami!
I don’t wanna leave
They can’t, me I get
rough
That's a big part of why were so mixed up
Shit we don't have Bar Mitzvah's
We become men the first time our father hits us
And we don't open
am)
Whipped and bound as an export
I'm the Hebrew
I am a waste of a bar mitzvah
And all of my l'chaim I've been sad
Oh, a schlemiel, a schlemazel
feeling like the narcos
Hit y’all with these Esco-BARs, feeling like I’m Pablo
Had a bar-mitzvah, yamaka, celebrate Hanukkah
Since I was circumcised, never
denize bakıyor
Bekliyorum seni
El odio sabe quien soy yo
El odio sabe quien eres tu
Estoy aqui como el odio
Mi mitzvah esta en infierno
Mis pecados
Throwing bar mitzvah's
Jewish niggas that come from dough
Mazel tov might celebrate in a bungalow
You know a pistol start barking
Ill let this muzzle go
My
thusa mamazala, wa ntshwara
Welcome to the bar mitzvah
You are chilling with some bar kickers, no liquor
Excuse my French but you can't fuck with a tongue
by the Shechinah - just as when we left Mitzrayim
Oh Heilige' Ushpizin - we call out to you
Give honor to this Mitzvah - come and sit down with your
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