My Son Optimus Prime
Dane Cook
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I think about having kids. I'd love to have some kids. I've been thinking about kids. I wanna have like 19 kids. I think naming them, that's gonna be fun. Whatever the names you come up with, that's exciting, right there. You get to both decide, "Hey, do you wanna name that.. nooo i don't like that. Alright." It's like a little game, you try and come up with.... I already have names picked out. I don't even know. First kid, boy, girl.. I don't care. First one that comes out I'm naming it RHRHRHH. I think it's beautiful. It's feminine but strong at the same time. "Time for bed RHRHR.. I SAID TIME FOR BED RHRHRHRHHR!!!! NO COOKIES RHRHRHR!!!! Typical RHRHR!! Daddy's on the phone RHRRH.. daddy's on the phone..." I'm gonna name a group of kids after my favorite cartoon. I'm gonna name a bunch of them after Transformers. That'a be great! Oh ya! Just to be like, "Optimus Prime come here for a second, I wanna talk to you. Come here. You sit next to Megatron, We're gonna have a little chit-chat over here. I am the Cobra Comander in this.. RHRHRHRHRHRHR!!!! I SAID NO COOKIES!!!! RHRHRHRHRRHAHRHRRHHAHARHAHHH!!! RHRHRHRHRRHR! This FUCKING HRHRRHRHRRH is driving me up a FUCKING wall! RHRHRHRHAHRHARHARHAHRHRHRHR!!!" Wouldn't it be fun to have a bunch of kids and abandon them somewhere.. Just knock em out of the car, "I'm out.. " What do you think they'd talk about? hahaha
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