Song parody of
My Son Optimus Prime
by Dane Cook
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I think about having kids. I'd love to have some kids.
I've been thinking about kids. I wanna have like 19 kids.
I think naming them, that's gonna be fun.
Whatever the names you come up with, that's exciting, right there.
You get to both decide, "Hey, do you wanna name that.. nooo i don't like
that. Alright." It's like a little game, you try and come up with....
I already have names picked out. I don't even know.
First kid, boy, girl.. I don't care. First one that comes out I'm naming it
RHRHRHH.
I think it's beautiful. It's feminine but strong at the same time.
"Time for bed RHRHR.. I SAID TIME FOR BED RHRHRHRHHR!!!!
NO COOKIES RHRHRHR!!!! Typical RHRHR!!
Daddy's on the phone RHRRH.. daddy's on the phone..."
I'm gonna name a group of kids after my favorite cartoon.
I'm gonna name a bunch of them after Transformers. That'a be great!
Oh ya! Just to be like, "Optimus Prime come here for a second,
I wanna talk to you. Come here. You sit next to Megatron,
We're gonna have a little chit-chat over here.
I am the Cobra Comander in this.. RHRHRHRHRHRHR!!!!
I SAID NO COOKIES!!!! RHRHRHRHRRHAHRHRRHHAHARHAHHH!!!
RHRHRHRHRRHR! This FUCKING HRHRRHRHRRH is driving me up a
FUCKING wall! RHRHRHRHAHRHARHARHAHRHRHRHR!!!"
Wouldn't it be fun to have a bunch of kids and abandon them somewhere..
Just knock em out of the car,
"I'm out.. "
What do you think they'd talk about? hahaha
I think about having kids. I'd love to have some kids.
I've been thinking about kids. I wanna have like 19 kids.
I think naming them, that's gonna be fun.
Whatever the names you come up with, that's exciting, right there.
You get to both decide, "Hey, do you wanna name that.. nooo i don't like
that. Alright." It's like a little game, you try and come up with....
I already have names picked out. I don't even know.
First kid, boy, girl.. I don't care. First one that comes out I'm naming it
RHRHRHH.
I think it's beautiful. It's feminine but strong at the same time.
"Time for bed RHRHR.. I SAID TIME FOR BED RHRHRHRHHR!!!!
NO COOKIES RHRHRHR!!!! Typical RHRHR!!
Daddy's on the phone RHRRH.. daddy's on the phone..."
I'm gonna name a group of kids after my favorite cartoon.
I'm gonna name a bunch of them after Transformers. That'a be great!
Oh ya! Just to be like, "Optimus Prime come here for a second,
I wanna talk to you. Come here. You sit next to Megatron,
We're gonna have a little chit-chat over here.
I am the Cobra Comander in this.. RHRHRHRHRHRHR!!!!
I SAID NO COOKIES!!!! RHRHRHRHRRHAHRHRRHHAHARHAHHH!!!
RHRHRHRHRRHR! This FUCKING HRHRRHRHRRH is driving me up a
FUCKING wall! RHRHRHRHAHRHARHARHAHRHRHRHR!!!"
Wouldn't it be fun to have a bunch of kids and abandon them somewhere..
Just knock em out of the car,
"I'm out.. "
What do you think they'd talk about? hahaha
