The Real Me
Rob Scallon, Boyinaband, Andrew Huang, Roomie Official
Watch: New Singing Lesson Videos Can Make Anyone A Great Singer
[Dave] Yeah, I gotta talk from the heart right now [Rob] Talk about my true love [Andrew] I wanna do that also [Roomie (obviously autotuned)] Yeah Yeah, Yeah, Yeah [Dave] I hate my fans But I love money I think my fans are awful humans and they choose to fund me When I get a message saying I've impacted someone's life It's just like "Oh my God! I hate you!", and then I attach a virus I use my fans to pay rent I use my fans to pay rent I take donations but let me be clear I hate them 100% If you're listening, then I definitely hate you But then also know you are the reason I am making paper. Sing it! [Chorus] This is the Real Me! You should take it seriously [Dave] Hate my fans, love money [All] Whoaa, oh oh [Rob] I love bagels Breakfast, dinner, lunch, I love bagels Dessert, late snack, brunch, I love bagles You can come to my house and eat bagels for fun, I live at 1060 West Addison 60613 Chicago Illinois, USA You can meet me there, but on weekdays I'm never there from 4 till 8 [Chorus] [Rob] Doughnuts are just dessert bagels to me [All] Whoaa, oh oh (MLG AIRHORN 420) [Andrew] I like rocks! Sandstone! Limestone! Quartz! This kind! Wait? Is Quartz a rock or a gem? Wait? Are gems rocks? I like both!! [Chorus] [Andrew] You know what rocks? Geology! [All] Whoa- [Roomie] I like to steal! I steal everything that's not nailed down Then I steal the nails 'cause you know that I don't joke around, I don't joke around Because I take things literally You think your things are your things, Well I think differently. I steal your dairy products, now it's not-yo-cheese I'm dangerous except during safe robberies If you say take a seat, I steal your chair. I go to Rob's house and rob his house when he's not there. I steal your kitchen utensils, it's a whisk worth taking I'm so strong I don't lift weights, I do shop-lifting I open a restaurant, spicy chicken wings Order takeaway from me, and I take away your things [Chorus] [Roomie] I get everything for free [All] Whoaa, oh oh This is the real us, Everything we say, you can trust Doin' it all for our subs [Dave] (Except for me!) [All] Whoaa, oh oh
The easy, fast & fun way to learn how to sing: 30DaySinger.com
Translation
Translate these lyrics to another language:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Citation
Use the citation below to add these lyrics to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"The Real Me Lyrics." Lyrics.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 25 May 2024. <https://www.lyrics.com/sublyric/8441/Rob+Scallon%2C+Boyinaband%2C+Andrew+Huang%2C+Roomie+Official/The+Real+Me>.
Powered by CITE.ME
Discuss these The Real Me Lyrics with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In