Song parody of
The Real Me
by Rob Scallon, Boyinaband, Andrew Huang, Roomie Official
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[Dave]
Yeah, I gotta talk from the heart right now
[Rob]
Talk about my true love
[Andrew]
I wanna do that also
[Roomie (obviously autotuned)]
Yeah Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
[Dave]
I hate my fans
But I love money
I think my fans are awful humans and they choose to fund me
When I get a message saying I've impacted someone's life
It's just like "Oh my God! I hate you!", and then I attach a virus
I use my fans to pay rent
I use my fans to pay rent
I take donations but let me be clear I hate them 100%
If you're listening, then I definitely hate you
But then also know you are the reason I am making paper.
Sing it!
[Chorus]
This is the Real Me!
You should take it seriously
[Dave]
Hate my fans, love money
[All]
Whoaa, oh oh
[Rob]
I love bagels
Breakfast, dinner, lunch, I love bagels
Dessert, late snack, brunch, I love bagles
You can come to my house and eat bagels for fun,
I live at 1060 West Addison
60613 Chicago Illinois, USA
You can meet me there, but on weekdays I'm never there from 4 till 8
[Chorus]
[Rob]
Doughnuts are just dessert bagels to me
[All]
Whoaa, oh oh
(MLG AIRHORN 420)
[Andrew]
I like rocks!
Sandstone!
Limestone!
Quartz!
This kind!
Wait? Is Quartz a rock or a gem?
Wait? Are gems rocks?
I like both!!
[Chorus]
[Andrew]
You know what rocks? Geology!
[All]
Whoa-
[Roomie]
I like to steal!
I steal everything that's not nailed down
Then I steal the nails 'cause you know that I don't joke around, I don't joke around
Because I take things literally
You think your things are your things,
Well I think differently.
I steal your dairy products, now it's not-yo-cheese
I'm dangerous except during safe robberies
If you say take a seat, I steal your chair.
I go to Rob's house and rob his house when he's not there.
I steal your kitchen utensils, it's a whisk worth taking
I'm so strong I don't lift weights, I do shop-lifting
I open a restaurant, spicy chicken wings
Order takeaway from me, and I take away your things
[Chorus]
[Roomie]
I get everything for free
[All]
Whoaa, oh oh
This is the real us,
Everything we say, you can trust
Doin' it all for our subs [Dave] (Except for me!)
[All]
Whoaa, oh oh
[Dave]
Yeah, I gotta talk from the heart right now
[Rob]
Talk about my true love
[Andrew]
I wanna do that also
[Roomie (obviously autotuned)]
Yeah Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
[Dave]
I hate my fans
But I love money
I think my fans are awful humans and they choose to fund me
When I get a message saying I've impacted someone's life
It's just like "Oh my God! I hate you!", and then I attach a virus
I use my fans to pay rent
I use my fans to pay rent
I take donations but let me be clear I hate them 100%
If you're listening, then I definitely hate you
But then also know you are the reason I am making paper.
Sing it!
[Chorus]
This is the Real Me!
You should take it seriously
[Dave]
Hate my fans, love money
[All]
Whoaa, oh oh
[Rob]
I love bagels
Breakfast, dinner, lunch, I love bagels
Dessert, late snack, brunch, I love bagles
You can come to my house and eat bagels for fun,
I live at 1060 West Addison
60613 Chicago Illinois, USA
You can meet me there, but on weekdays I'm never there from 4 till 8
[Chorus]
[Rob]
Doughnuts are just dessert bagels to me
[All]
Whoaa, oh oh
(MLG AIRHORN 420)
[Andrew]
I like rocks!
Sandstone!
Limestone!
Quartz!
This kind!
Wait? Is Quartz a rock or a gem?
Wait? Are gems rocks?
I like both!!
[Chorus]
[Andrew]
You know what rocks? Geology!
[All]
Whoa-
[Roomie]
I like to steal!
I steal everything that's not nailed down
Then I steal the nails 'cause you know that I don't joke around, I don't joke around
Because I take things literally
You think your things are your things,
Well I think differently.
I steal your dairy products, now it's not-yo-cheese
I'm dangerous except during safe robberies
If you say take a seat, I steal your chair.
I go to Rob's house and rob his house when he's not there.
I steal your kitchen utensils, it's a whisk worth taking
I'm so strong I don't lift weights, I do shop-lifting
I open a restaurant, spicy chicken wings
Order takeaway from me, and I take away your things
[Chorus]
[Roomie]
I get everything for free
[All]
Whoaa, oh oh
This is the real us,
Everything we say, you can trust
Doin' it all for our subs [Dave] (Except for me!)
[All]
Whoaa, oh oh
