Cahoozle Blooze

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Eddie the Rat is the pseudonym for composer/ multi-instrumentalist, P.R.Martin and the musical group who execute his carefully constructed compositions. Martin's music has been called "sexy avant-garde" and "head music for your feet." Inspired by everything from Indonesian gamelan, American music styles (Jazz, Blues, rock), and modern orchestral music, Eddie the Rat bridges the way between ritual, roots, and concert music. It's All Part of the Ongoing Construct.


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Look at the geeky little freak 
with the sun-burned beak
and the sun-block shade 30 on his nose.

Look at the long-haired bum
that he's gonna become
with a kink in his neck and stink in his nose.

Hey there kid out of parental hock!
Hey there kid if you think it's a crock:
forget all the facts, drop out and relax,
but bring your wallet to the revolution.

Look at the perky little curls 
on the head of that girl.
Look at her party dress and her face so cute.

See the sad-eyed pup 
jump from 30 floors up.
Take a  dive in the fifth but bring your parachute.

Hey there kid thinking just what you say!
You know you look really young when you act that way!

When you buy the farm, the price of chicken ain't cheap.
And your hype only goes as high as your dope does deep.


CAHOOZLE: (ka-hoo-zl) a distorted or comical form of chaos.

Example: After Dan drank the bottle of tequila he created a cahoozle wherever he went.

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Written by: P.R.Martin

Submitted by: Sacchrone on April 15, 2019


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