I hide inside my house but it's empty |
Belly screaming there's no rice to sustain me |
I realised I'm out of toilet paper to wipe my a** |
All those mums got scared so they wiped all the marts |
I hate chinatown |
Virus spreading all around my room |
It's getting dark |
It's hard to breathe, Hey that's my mask |
Flush |
Flush! |
Why didn't Wuhan take action early |
Why you now watch other countries run and flee |
I hide inside my house but it's empty |
Belly screaming there's no rice to sustain me |
Thank the lord above Kleenex are made in Australia |
Thank goodness they came to rescue us from this disease |
I hate chinatown |
Virus spreading all around the world |
It's getting dark |
It's hard to breathe, Hey that's my mask |
Flush |
Flush! |
I'm sitting on the crapper |
Hold your breath don't breathe it in |
Pull my pants up couldn't wipe it |
Honestly it's squishy and uncomfortable |
I wanna eat some rice bowl |
But I ate it too fast you can tell |
Now I sit down see that hound |
It look good in my frying pan |
Flush |
Just needa eat my healthy dates, and |
Just picking a pastry...? |
Gotta few problems with that docket |
Coz it's got no rice bags by the dozen |
High prices, yeah |
Just wondering how can we |
Fill our tums up with something like rice on the daily |
Coz yeah remember I'm Asian and that's all I eat |
Tables
Song parody of Cradles by Sub Urban
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Written by: PastelPeaches[OG creator is SJ Hamm]
Submitted on: August 05, 2021
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