Tables

Song parody of Cradles by Sub Urban

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I hide inside my house but it's empty
Belly screaming there's no rice to sustain me
I realised I'm out of toilet paper to wipe my a**
All those mums got scared so they wiped all the marts
I hate chinatown
Virus spreading all around my room
It's getting dark
It's hard to breathe, Hey that's my mask
Flush
Flush!
Why didn't Wuhan take action early
Why you now watch other countries run and flee
I hide inside my house but it's empty
Belly screaming there's no rice to sustain me
Thank the lord above Kleenex are made in Australia
Thank goodness they came to rescue us from this disease
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
I hate chinatown
Virus spreading all around the world
It's getting dark
It's hard to breathe, Hey that's my mask
Flush
Flush!
I'm sitting on the crapper
Hold your breath don't breathe it in
Pull my pants up couldn't wipe it
Honestly it's squishy and uncomfortable
I wanna eat some rice bowl
But I ate it too fast you can tell
Now I sit down see that hound
It look good in my frying pan
Flush
Just needa eat my healthy dates, and
Just picking a pastry...?
Gotta few problems with that docket
Coz it's got no rice bags by the dozen
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
High prices, yeah
Just wondering how can we
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Fill our tums up with something like rice on the daily
Coz yeah remember I'm Asian and that's all I eat

Written by: PastelPeaches[OG creator is SJ Hamm]

Submitted on: August 05, 2021

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