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still remembers when he was adored
It's a real tough break if you're Santa Claus

Ho, ho, hos are easy when you're young
But every year gets harder one by

on the pine trees?
Even santa's needs a break from
scared holy night

Glistening lights are blooming, from nowhere
I hear the elves are singing
"Merry

(Did somebody say, Just Eat?)

Somebody just did
The D-O double G be feelin' festive
Got Santa and his elves
Working 'round the clock
Holidays are

Merry Christmas everybody

I wrote Santa a letter, and said "Hi" to all the elves
And dreamt of all the toys they've built all lined up on the shelves

Wake up, kids, grab your space boots tight,
Santa's sleigh now is outta sight!
Off to the moon we soar so high,
Stars and planets are passing by

as the holiday spirit guide
Sharing for Christmas
Santa's got so much cheer with those elves by his side
Sharing for Christmas

I've got the goodies they're

Claus, I'ma fuck Santa Claus

I ain't forget about the elves too
Ima fuck 'em till they die 'cause I can, fuck you
And the reindeer, damn right they

Santa kissed me under the mistletoe
Tasted like egg nog and it was gross
Said he was lonely and it had been a while
The elves run frantic when

of my list

So we can build a little candy home

And have a few elves of our own

I want to sneak a peek at my surprise

And see tradition metamorphasize

Elves are dancing down the line
Making toys one at a time
Laughter rings they never stop
In this magic North Pole shop

Candy canes and gingerbread

burning rage
The sack of the elders
Children in a cage

Satan has no face
His claws are very great
Around the world in space
The elves are filled with hate

Santa come home
I'm getting kinda lonely here in the North Pole
The elves are working hard 
The candy canes stay in their lane
But Frosty melted today

Christmas eve was over, a roaring success
Santa headed back for home to a well deserved rest
The elves were there waiting, said "let's celebrate

Rudolph lead the horde,
Ho-ho homie, Santa rep the ward.

Mistletoe swings, we dancin' in the trap,
Ornament flex, no cap in my rap,
From chimney

Because this year instead of presents,
Santa's bringing coal

The elves are in the factory working on their toys
Last year I got a guitar, but was making

never come)
We shit'd in Santa's sack
Santa's my bitch, creepy cracker-ass witch
Quit spying on the kids, you perv, eat shit
(Imma Pa-rum-pum-pum-pummel

Fa-la-la-la, in the trap house we go

Jingle bells bumpin', sleigh ride thumpin'
Snowflakes jumpin', chimney be pumpin'
Santa's whip skrrt with the red-nosed

Santa Claus, Santa Claus,
Jolly old Saint Santa Claus!

He’s the big man in red,
He’s Papa Nöel, Saint Nick!
He goes by many names,
And you know he

Mr. & Mrs. Santa Claus

George Jones

Christmas Party with Eddie G.

1990

Honey, the snow outside is softly fallin'
The kids are all tucked in and fast asleep
We got a cozy den with a big old fireplace burnin'
Don't you

it away from me

Merry Christmas Happy Holidays Season's Greetings
School's out for summer and we're all overheating
Santa can stay at home and I'll

(Yeah)
My elves only make toys for me I can slay with
(Yeah)
Bad Santa
Got a naughty list and you can die from it
(Yeah)
Redbone call her Rudolph cuz she

mumbled by my mask
Santa may not come this year

Holy Moly
What's this jolly man to do
Holy Moly
Maybe I'll become a Jew

Gifts and toys are stuck offshore

they trampled her ass
That was the end of her day
But then the elves grouped in mass
And they've got something to say
You reindeer are what you eat

Claus just likes to twerk
The reindeer don’t want to work
Santa’s elves are a bunch of twerps