Lyrics:
Measles make mumpy
Mumps'll make you lumpy
Chicken pox will make you jump and twitch
Common cold'll cool you
Whooping cough will fool you
But Poison
Mycosis of rashes and mumps
Green gelatinous abnormality
All thanks to a lack of genital hygiene
gotta stir it all up
You see you're gonna make so much money
When you walk down the street
They're gonna think your pockets got the mumps
Can you dig
and it'll go you will? Golly
On a day
You'll look like you'd had the mumps
By the time I'm done with you
Why don't you do it now i ain't had the
Here I go
trains
Everything happens to me
I never miss a thing
I've had the measles and the mumps
And every time I play an ace
My partner always trumps
Guess
And mumps'll make you lumpy
Chicken pox'll make you jump and twitch
A common cold'll fool ya
And whooping cough'll cool ya
But poison ivy, Lord'll make you itch
the window, mournin every passing telephone pole
Polio and mumps and rickets
Polo and croquet and cricket
Cultures clashin, while she's hot-flashin
“Give em
trains
Everything happens to me
I never miss a thing
I've had the measles and the mumps
And every time I play an ace
My partner always trumps
Guess
and you'll travel light
Leaving behind you measles, mumps, freckles, bumps, bubble gum and me
I promise not to feel too hurt when you discover that
trains
Everything happens to me
I never miss a thing
I've had the measles and the mumps
And every time I play an ace
My partner always trumps
Guess
and you'll travel light
Leaving behind you measles, mumps, freckles, bumps, bubble gum and me
I promise not to feel too hurt when you discover that
trains
Everything happens to me
I never miss a thing
I've had the measles and the mumps
And every time I play an ace
My partner always trumps
Guess
and you'll travel light
Leaving behind you measles, mumps, freckles, bumps, bubble gum and me
I promise not to feel too hurt when you discover that
catchin' colds and missin' trains
Everything happens to me
I never miss a thing,
I've had measles and the mumps
And every time I play my ace
My
trains
Everything happens to me
I never miss a thing
I've had the measles and the mumps
And every time I play an ace
My partner always trumps
Guess
trains
Everything happens to me
I never miss a thing
I've had the measles and the mumps
And every time I play an ace
My partner always trumps
Guess
trains
Everything happens to me
I never miss a thing
I've had the measles and the mumps
And every time I play an ace
My partner always trumps
Guess
trains
Everything happens to me
I never miss a thing
I've had the measles and the mumps
And every time I play an ace
My partner always trumps
Guess
the mumps
The plan of the house, the body in bed
And the car that got stuck, it's the mud, it's the mud
Afloat, adrift, a flight, a wing
A hawk,
trains
Everything happens to me
I never miss a thing
I've had the measles and the mumps
And every time I play an ace
My partner always trumps
Guess
catchin' colds and missin' trains
Everything happens to me
I never miss a thing
I've had the measles and the mumps
And every time I play my ace
My partner
trains
Everything happens to me
I never miss a thing
I've had the measles and the mumps
And every time I play an ace
My partner always trumps
Guess
catching colds and missing trains.
Everything happens to me.
I never miss a thing
I've had the measles and the mumps.
And everytime I play an ace
trains
Everything happens to me
I never miss a thing
I've had the measles and the mumps
And every time I play an ace
My partner always trumps
Guess
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