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at the end
Comedian, what I'm not
Want to play?
See me yawn, cause I'm tired
Aye, still up, been ducking these thots, huh?
She still want to give top, huh?
She

Intro: 1key
So I have this friend of mine, a comedian who does standup, and most of the time when he introduces himself as a standup comedian

Instead we ended up drinking beer in our local bar
Heroes and villains, standup comedians anywhere you look
Now suddenly we`re on the same page in this book

it, it's a spark
And my lil' brodie a comedian, I call him Kevin Hart
And I been staying to myself, and I been grinding for the bag
Yeah, I been going

Took a dive in dat coont it taste like Fiji water
These niggas comedians all jokes, no drama
Shawty blocked my number like I still can't call her
He

From the act number one to the last curtain call
Comedian

A tragedy couldn't drive you to tears, you know all the moves
I was so sure till you threw me

художник,
Кистью взмахнет,
И вот тебе финал

Смерть меняет все, как интермедия.
Я не режиссер, я Bad Comedian,
Глупое кино смотри и умирай.
BadComedian-рай.

disobedient,
Niggas beef, make me laugh, comedians.

My existence makes niggas hate, immunogen.
Kenta been crazy like yeesh goddamn.
I think to myself, when I

(bitch)

I'm a god comedian (wu)
What the fuck you ask me fo
'Cause they call me sheck hero (wu)
But being called Lil green bean
That's why I be

Clown
I go where I want
You go high and low
Yes I want some more
It's just not enough
I am in a rush
No time for comedians
Tough guy but I keep my peace

Troll Doll Celebrities

Jimmy Fallon

The Bathroom Wall

2002

Fallon with British accent) 
Thank you, Cliffy. Uh, next up, uh, comedian Jerry Seinfeld. 
(Jimmy Fallon as Jerry Seinfeld) 
Okay people, okay. Will ya

without...
Mary and Joseph?
Moricrimbe And Wise (UK comedians)
Laurel and Hardy? (US comedians)
Cracker Surprise?
Lights on the pine tree?
And more aftershave?

A Life of Arctic Sounds

Modest Mouse

Building Nothing Out of Something

2000

A life of arctic sounds
Hey alright, I might be goddamned
All the sad comedians
Hey alright, I might be goddamned

I wrote my name on the sun
Hey alright,

Sex Jokes
So, I heard, that I do a lot of sex jokes. 
Especially from male comedian, 
like “Why do women only do sex jokes?” 
I think, the reason

the world and then we all sing:



God is a comedian playing to an audience that is too afraid to laugh



In Memphis Tennessee there is a window in

A Life of Arctic Sounds

Modest Mouse

Slaying Since 1996

2006

I might be god damned, all the sad comedians

I wrote my name on the sun, hey alright
I might be god damned, a life of arctic sounds
Hey alright I

One Man Shows

Bo Burnham

Words Words Words

2010

I'm 19 years old, I'm a young comedian
I hate that term, "young comedian", you know
I prefer "prodigy"
And people, they pigeonhole me as a comic

Amedeo Modigliani
1884-1920 italian painter and sculptor

(2) Jolson doin' "Swannee": Al
Jolson, 1885-1950 American singer
Comedian, actor,

This is not a joke, but something makes me laugh
It’s not a sensitive touch
It’s not a stupid comedian section
No, no oh
It’s not a stupid comedian

fade away
Like a deadpan comedian
Who's forgotten his lines
No not here
I will not blow away
A chance in a million here it comes
But damn i'm

believing in
Find me a comedian
To break through the tedium
Call me a chameleon
Not a raelian im a realian
I float like im on helium
Im dope like a bohemian

I'm just a comedian
That's not very funny
I'm an optimist
But the worlds not sunny

A SoundCloud rapper
With no ebb and flow
Just a dumbass
With

are fire hot
Mixed with octane in a room full of lighters you can tell that's a dire plot
All these other rappers comedians cuz they make me laugh a lot

speak to these dweebs
On my screen these comedians tweeting
They really got jokes
Flexing with rocks look at me I'm Stallone
Look at watch look at me in