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at the end
Comedian, what I'm not
Want to play?
See me yawn, cause I'm tired
Aye, still up, been ducking these thots, huh?
She still want to give top, huh?
She

it, it's a spark
And my lil' brodie a comedian, I call him Kevin Hart
And I been staying to myself, and I been grinding for the bag
Yeah, I been going

I jumped off of social media
So I can focus
Mightess well say I'm a comedian
Cuz everybody thought I was Joking
Pop out with the hottest shxt
Now

Instead we ended up drinking beer in our local bar
Heroes and villains, standup comedians anywhere you look
Now suddenly we`re on the same page in this book

a devil I am a genius
This task of ripping these rappers ain't tedious
Think y'all talk rap but y'all just some comedians
Soon, I'll be selling my music for

them bwoy been sleeping on me, I done got so many pollies

And my bros with me, never leave em
Now you see me, jokes on you no comedian
Never going broke

Troll Doll Celebrities

Jimmy Fallon

The Bathroom Wall

2002

Fallon with British accent) 
Thank you, Cliffy. Uh, next up, uh, comedian Jerry Seinfeld. 
(Jimmy Fallon as Jerry Seinfeld) 
Okay people, okay. Will ya

without...
Mary and Joseph?
Moricrimbe And Wise (UK comedians)
Laurel and Hardy? (US comedians)
Cracker Surprise?
Lights on the pine tree?
And more aftershave?

A Life of Arctic Sounds

Modest Mouse

Building Nothing Out of Something

2000

A life of arctic sounds
Hey alright, I might be goddamned
All the sad comedians
Hey alright, I might be goddamned

I wrote my name on the sun
Hey alright,

Sex Jokes
So, I heard, that I do a lot of sex jokes. 
Especially from male comedian, 
like “Why do women only do sex jokes?” 
I think, the reason

the world and then we all sing:



God is a comedian playing to an audience that is too afraid to laugh



In Memphis Tennessee there is a window in

A Life of Arctic Sounds

Modest Mouse

Slaying Since 1996

2006

I might be god damned, all the sad comedians

I wrote my name on the sun, hey alright
I might be god damned, a life of arctic sounds
Hey alright I

One Man Shows

Bo Burnham

Words Words Words

2010

I'm 19 years old, I'm a young comedian
I hate that term, "young comedian", you know
I prefer "prodigy"
And people, they pigeonhole me as a comic

Amedeo Modigliani
1884-1920 italian painter and sculptor

(2) Jolson doin' "Swannee": Al
Jolson, 1885-1950 American singer
Comedian, actor,

duck around you a comedian
You ain't even deserving that shit you a Dian

They say you the biggest but I think you a lil boo thing
Come on be a man you

This is not a joke, but something makes me laugh
It’s not a sensitive touch
It’s not a stupid comedian section
No, no oh
It’s not a stupid comedian

Hey honey
It’s so funny you can call me a comedian
I’m running them jokes you would think that I was reading em
Its funny huh, I left and didn’t look

She left out my life so it’s fuck her
These bitches comedians feel like Chris Tucker
She left my heartbroken to go to a sucka
Meal on the mile she

hair
She’s a human chameleon, changing colors automatically
Knows how to turn you on, polymorphous sexuality
Acts like a comedian, you’re just another

know you hope that I don't mean it
I think you know I'll always mean it
It's not a joke, I'm not a comedian
I feel alive when I'm not breathing
Hurts

I'm just a comedian
That's not very funny
I'm an optimist
But the worlds not sunny

A SoundCloud rapper
With no ebb and flow
Just a dumbass
With

fade away
Like a deadpan comedian
Who's forgotten his lines
No not here
I will not blow away
A chance in a million here it comes
But damn i'm

are fire hot
Mixed with octane in a room full of lighters you can tell that's a dire plot
All these other rappers comedians cuz they make me laugh a lot

speak to these dweebs
On my screen these comedians tweeting
They really got jokes
Flexing with rocks look at me I'm Stallone
Look at watch look at me in