Lyrics:
"The crowd gasp at Cocker's masterful control of the bicycle,
Skilfully avoiding the dog turd next to the corner shop."
Imagining a blue plaque
of the bicycle
Skilfully avoiding the dog turd next to the corner shop"
Imagining a blue plaque
Above the place I first ever touched a girl's chest
But hold
and bury you like a dog turd”
I got kicked out but the candle was lit
Cause the people had to know if my plan was legit
It made the headlines then I got
did.
In the morning it was all still there.
The spilled milk and the dog-turd,
in that grey ashtray morning light.
I could hear thousands of people,
Im coughing up dog turds and vomiting mongrel balls,i stick em in ya cunt , dalmations cock ,sew it on ya labia ,
Back to front,fuckin screw ya anus
Of steaming dog turd without seeming awkward
Don't generally speak how you feel in Yorkshire
Stiff upper lip with a zip
But getting pissed quickly unzips
Soon
Wake up in the morning and I roll out of the bed. Step in a dog turd and I almost loose my head. Take another step and I can guess what it is. I'm
I'm the shit and you just fuckin dog turd
Now that real talk like ya twisted and can't walk
They say a drunken mind tends to speak a sober heart
I got
like a bird
Fall to the floor like your dogs turd
Heritage
Lends a hand
Of a moment
Holding pieces of the light
All through the night
All through
that fookin dog
Turd with a fag butt
Stubbed out in it that's real life
Real life's not a bunch of
Fookin washed up ex-celebrities in
The middle
a bar to rap about a dog turd
So there you go
I'm not a quitter
Like the first Greek letter, I'm the alpha
I'm so good like veggies, alfalfa
Got your
rubbing on his tummy
He going out to catch us a bunny
Watch where you stepping, the dog left a turd
Watch where you stepping, the dog left a turd
His name
from the burbs
When you walking your dogs, pick up the turds
Where you from
I'm from the burbs
And we really only only on with our words
I'm from
like the Third Crusade
What a shitty tape dog, fuck that turd you made
Slice you with the Oracle Bone and burn the jade
Leave you screaming at the sky
the pizza lit, you know, so I quit doing that. I tell you, I was madder than a three-legged dog trying to bury a turd on an icy lake, I tell you what.
Has
(Swerve)
Flying around like a bird (Skrt)
I'm a dog that's about to turd
Cops stopped me and I got searched
Fled the city and I got nervous (Bitch)
She bust
named Bubbles
I believe Joseph Goebbels should be pronounced Joseph Gubbles
I believe you shouldn’t blame a dog for your own turd
And I believe all women
ecstasy girls get next to me
Best spot vasectomy want many baby mcs
Don't test me eats like Elvis Pressly
And my favorite kinda dog is a Wesley
I don't give
she won't even mine
I got a way with words
Freestylin' on some cool shit with a lazy slur
See me countin' up dog shit, you got baby turds
Keep a pole
Nobody wants to catch
A turd on the Wing
Nobody wants to catch
A turd on the Wing
Kind of Greasy, little grimy
Awfully ugly, slightly
Demon's a first-class turd
The guy's the worst
Kill dogs first
In the Lower Burg
Now I wasn't playing blindly
I'm not a purist guy
I'll look up hints
the bus,
But I slipped on a turd.
I was certain it wasn't one of mine,
And that that dog had crossed over the line.
I wanted to exterminate it and all its
your rap its a turd
In the booth spitting truth its a verb
Pouring a four spilt a deuce on the curve
Im numb to this shit pillow talk for the birds
a caterpillar!
Another one, stupid Julie Ann Rainbird
I'll stay true to my word to confirm she's a turd!
Tessa I hate you, you killed a giraffe
Screwed up big
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