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thirteen year old boobs
I'd hang out by the junior
High like my dad does

Tom: Hey
You know what I learned in fifth grade?
Mark: What's that
Your dad has
"Daddy, what are you doing?"

Haha, okay then
Everybody, listen up
I'm goin' to hell
Who's comin' with me?
Somebody, please help him
I think my dad's
"Daddy, what are you doing?"

Haha, okay then
Everybody, listen up
I'm goin' to hell
Who's comin' with me?
Somebody, please help him
I think my dad's
coming first

It's not so crazy when it happened in your family
And everybody in your family agrees with you
Me, my two sisters, my brother-in-law, and my
have been imprisoned by my father, who wishes me to
marry against my will.  Please, please, please come and rescue me.
I am in the tall tower of Swamp
got into a rap battle with a peanut
The peanut got roasted so i had to eat it
Didn't stand a chance against me I had to beat it
My dad jokes are
your dad
Tryna eat till I’m fat like uncle so I’m knee dip in hussle
Nip you in the bud if you look like trouble
And I cut you off if you don’t add value
I'm ready to eat eat
I'm ready to eat eat
Take 'em to the Bridge
I’m ready to eat eat
I’m ready to eat eat
Bless my food please, thank you
I’m ready for
ALONE! DAD LET HER GO, PLEASE?! PLEASE!
DAD NO! DAD, LEAVE MOM ALONE! OH MY GOD! NO!! NO!!!!






He went into my sister's room, and he locked the door.
I ever knew
Ima be a better you
Who's your daddy 
You're not really dead at least not yet
Take Me
Have I become my 90's dad?
Too scared to (Fall in
sound fucked up but they not all doin' great
Oh my God please, can I have a conversation with a
Member of my family without it endin' asking me for five
just have my own room that's mine
Well if I'm never good enough for you, that's fine
Just eat your dinner'n go to bed 'cause now you're on MY time

My
Run Brodie Run
Little Brodie loves to play 
He lives in a big white house with his mom and dad and his older sister Judy
Brodie loves to run jump
to my teeth
Eat for so long make you wanna get up and leave
Bustin' at the seams, if only it ended at "check please"
I thought it was spring what happened
strong
But it's your dad, it's where you belong

It's all so much and it's all my fault
So please when you say vote, don't hate me
Had to leave, get my own
simple
Stick my pinky in her brain
And take over the world and if you don't comply you're youre getting stained
Who cares? Eat a Tide Pod I got a few
Just
left it alone
My step pops and my brother left out for the game
My dad sang me Happy Birthday, every year it's the same
"Come help your sister out bed,"
They say
You've gotta make some alterations to your lifestyle
Just 'cause I got in some altercations that were quite mild
Piss off I told my dad
Life is chess but please don't stress
My kids gon say they dad said that
I call shots I don't shoot
Please don't make me have to at you
It's a reaper in
Please, leave it for me..
Mhumm. No, dad. Don't..
You shouldn't do that in a game...
You go on..
Dear, the food is ready..
Come on, all of you.. Let's eat
comfortable
He would sneak us candy when my mama wasn't looking
Or let us eat some pizza when my mama started cooking
He was the best dad anyone can ask for
He
Superhero Chicken nuggets
Take one bite you're gonna love it

When I eat my nuggets
I feel strong
When I eat my nuggets
I get big arms
When I eat my nuggets
I
)
But I immediately gotta spit him out of my mouth
Because he is nasty as fuck
Yuck

Next time you speak about somebody's stans
Please assure, that
God )
But I immediately gotta spit him out of my mouth
Because he is nasty as fuck
Yuck

Next time you speak about somebody's stans
Please assure, that

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