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I just farted out some shit chunks
I just farted out some shit chunks
It splattered outta my butt
And stained the toilet seat brown
And now I have

strung ribbons of toilet paper
Across the expanse of the toilet seat
(Across the toilet seat)
So I could catch my shit
And dissect it
(Dissect it)
For

Alice's Restaurant

Arlo Guthrie

The Best of Arlo Guthrie

1977

gonna 
Hang myself for litterin'?"

Obie said he was makin' sure, and, friends, Obie was, 'cause he took out the 
Toilet seat so I couldn't hit myself

with a ball of chain
A barbarian on paper
Every bars tailored for your Paul Bearer
Allahu Akbar
A battling rap god slash bar maker
Bar Mitzvah glass jaw

stick to

Oh fuck that, get out my way BITCH
Make a beeline for the toilet paper
Just one? Yeah, nah
Fuck you, see ya later

While I'm here I'll stock up

Spend my days in this dirty stall like another stain on the bathroom wall
Sitting on the toilet used to make me tall but now I feel like a stain

business
Nice and neat
Like a cover on a toilet seat

You piss me off 
And I piss you off
A waste ends before it's won

Stop me, don't touch me,

Mine

Sepultura

Roots [Expanded Edition]

1996

business
Nice and neat
Like a cover on a toilet seat

You piss me off 
And I piss you off
A waste ends before it's won

Stop me, don't touch me,

Mine

Sepultura

Blood Rooted

1997

business
Nice and neat
Like a cover on a toilet seat

You piss me off 
And I piss you off
A waste ends before it's won

Stop me, don't touch me,

I spit fire n yall ass like toilet seats
Need a spot? might cover it, front give n take
Wit spots, mine? no government, hot n yall under it
Keep going

Platinum Starz

Scarface

My Homies, Pt. 2

2006

wrist, platinum toilet to take a ish
Gold is gold, and platinum is happenin so, wodie watch this

Yeahh, aiy
It's Koopa
Got a greenback, stack in my

or apocalyptic days
No zombies yet but we already got mummies
Every motherfucker sitting on the dunny
Wrapped in fucking toilet paper thinking that it’s funny

girl
I can't make it up
We superstar status
Came to rake it up
Could've been like me
But
You just gave it up
Im the shit
Toilet paper'd down
Bitch im

Putnam County

Tom Waits

Mainstreet

1976

as they stomped their feet
Boasting about being able to get more ass
Than a toilet seat.
And the GMCs and the Straight 8 Fords
Were coughing

rawness that honest correspondence git on it
Shoutout to everyone who covers their mouth
That doesn't have a hoard of toilet paper now
Please vow to be how

Wipe the Sneezers
Hate to lose
Moral imperative
Never fit the Narrative
Riot
Loot
Protest
Insurrection
Civil Unrest
Toilet paper
Shortages
Cannot pay

Cover-girl from magazine

Go to darkest hell take a puking smell
Close yourself inside this cell
Maybe you can stop, shit will never drop
Or I'll go for toilet

my mind
Don't die
Whole time
People getting poisoned out here
No lie
Up goes the price of gold
Toilet paper and suicides
Who am I just a man
Don't get

she threw it in a square 
Made 10 racks pulling people chair 
Pass me toilet paper 
I put Nutella there 

Sit down take a seat 
I'm chair pulling pro

new)
Welcome to your new

It's fourth and inches, I'm sendin' a blitz
Live on the toilet, I stay on my shit
You say we opps, but you stay on my dick

you're not at your seat pretending to sip a drink. 

“Excuse me Sir, where's your toilet?”
“You need to put on a mask” 
“Sorry, I need to put what in your

need a house before I cover you in

Hitting sales and weren’t saving my papers 
I got rushed and I went for the stainless 
Fuck that need my foot where

of the future enthused
I told them we sit on a seat we call toilet, it carries our waste through a pipe
That flows to a waste water treatment facility where it is

Pooping on my toilet seat
Doing this while on my feet
Feel it sliding down my right leg
Really burns now it's on my neck
I flicked it off now it's in