Search results for 'My Online Dating Profile Pictures Are Photoshopped'

teech
Your horrible profile now
Suddenly hase some personality
So you’re online I’m online
You can’t hide form me
Omg my own facebook photos look so pale

Scrolling through the screen, lost in the blue light
Your profile picture, you are out of sight
I read your messages, they are empty tonight
In this

ain't on, I heard stories.
I'll just go ahead and say it, my brother told me,
The dating scene hard out here now in 2023, but anyway,
Created a profile

A friend of mine once told me
To do a search online
Search for photos of earth he said
Coz this will blow your mind
So I opened up the Google

select my profile photos
Luckily, I'm a visual treat from head to toe
Lead with a picture of me with a tiger in Thailand
That's right ladies, I'm an exotic

lines
Where the only device you had to check was the answer machine on the side
But now dating in the 21st century, is always online Ain't my kind of life

Internet Relationships (Are Not Real Relationships)

MC Lars

The Graduate

2006

forty-seven, I have kids and a wife
I weigh three hundred pounds and I hate my life

Are you serious? Yes, well, I've got a secret too
I'm not twenty, I'm really

I woke up one morning feeling pretty low, so desperate and tired, tired of being alone
My best friend, she told me, you gotta try this dating site
So

Hey, cutie
I found your profile online
You said you wanted someone with a brain
Hey, that's me
So we got to talking right away
I got excited when you

"Everything is a conspiracy, everyone's out to get you
And the best part is that it's everyone else, it's not you"

Photoshopped pictures. Fake News
Can't be

"Everything is a conspiracy, everyone's out to get you
And the best part is that it's everyone else, it's not you"

Photoshopped pictures. Fake News
Can't be

undone
I delete you

One night I a saw you online
We had a little chat
I really like your profile
This is true love
I photoshopped my image
I decoded my

faved my latest pic?
Is that your profile? Facebook that’s so freaking mainstream
Snapchat, Instagram, show your lacking of self esteem
Don’t you believe

Reality running wild
Crack a smile
When he feels he get the picture
Lying on a profile
To make the story bigger
User name
Hugs and a handshake
But what he

love You, but it's time for goodbye
If we were meant to be, I send You my location
Check wapp, I'll be online, writing on my passion
Changed my profile

them profile pictures
Which one you?
Fuck that online dating
I ain't tender bout no bih
Cause I'm outside with it
How's that plenty of catfish?
Drop it

not my friend
But my actual dog
Raccoon stole my socks, I'm sad
Uh, sleep sleep sleep, my wife came back
I love my profile picture on Twitter, Twitter

trap?
No!
I met a girl on a superficial dating app
Is she hot?
Yeah dude, she's like a nine
Here's a picture of her
Goddamn she fine
The only way this

And yeah I'll bend some details, cause that's what you do
It's all part of my scheme to try and impress you
We both know it's a game and rules are who does

has no height
My love life ain't lookin' that bright
Don't wanna mess with this no more I'm jaded
Finding love online is too complicated, oh
All I want

has no height
My love life ain't lookin' that bright
Don't wanna mess with this no more I'm jaded
Finding love online is too complicated, oh
All I want

I ran the numbers since you came my way:
girl, you're making everything better.
You could say my feelings are strong,
but we belong like dance

Ten Minutes Love

1:
Signing up at online dating agency
(Signing up)
Full of expectations now I join the love cloud
(Where you find love)
Slogans

artist like I ain't led a
Whole goddamn college conference
This shit is wild
I see the posts and profiles
But commentin' negativity is not my style
I got