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Thirty and flirty, suave and sexy
Clean bill of health and fabulous wealth and somehow this catch remains on the shelf
I want to meet a super sexy refined lady
Hit all the bars and discotheques, but I ain't found my baby
My bro found me crying into a frappe mocha latte
He said man up, come join the Internet dating party
Within minutes I'm online, loading up Yahoo
Searching through the dating sites, yeah girl I'm searching for you
Time had come to hand select my profile photos
Luckily, I'm a visual treat from head to toe
Lead with a picture of me with a tiger in Thailand
That's right ladies, I'm an exotic rugged manly, male, man
Second photo sees me leaning against my car
Yeah that's right love, it's a Diesel turbo XKR
Oh woops, photo three's caught me in the gym
Sorry babe, but benching is my unashamed sin
And I'd bet you'd love photo number four
I don't blame you girl, I always leave them wanting more
My profile primed it's time to serenade a beautiful lady
Filters set for slim brunettes, one decade junior to me
And whoa this doll sure has one spicy jpeg
And closer inspection revealed a lot of sexy, sexy, leg
Having wooed fair maiden I'm out on date number one
But wait she's not as pretty as her pictures, I've been done
When questioning her photos authenticity
She said let's just enjoy our night and see what could be
It was clear at that moment that she lacked class
And again aesthetically for me, she was a real pass
Some gals they're hooked and won't take no for no
But then who wouldn't want a second ticket for this gun show
Back on the site and holy heck that girls got one hot gif
And sure as sure she digs my conversational riff
So here I am out on date number two
Champagne cocktails, avec roof top views
Hair tossed back, she's loving, my bants and my buns
And it's clear she's bang up for some risqué fun
But wait each time she laughs, she's letting out a snort
Such a shame, as she's a real sort
But when you're a renowned bantasaurous
You can't live life in fear of a snorting goddess
So back on the site, looking for miss right
I see a lady who looks an absolute delight
Like a legend I ask if she's free tonight
And let's just say, she didn't put up much of a fight
Out on the date post a quick crack, back and sack
We're at an oyster bar, but I'm the main aphrodisiac
I knock off her ankle boots with my award winning patter
As if this player would ever deceive to flatter
This sexy chica, really is as hot as hell
And I can tell the other guys are getting well jel
What a night and we sure are getting on great
But then she reaches for a piece of food from my plate
Wait pump the breaks, what are you doing mate
Unforgivable, so I had to end our date
Understandably she was totes emosh
But boy this bird was oh so very gauche
Back on the site, I'm building out my dating CV
When your this guy, there's always plenty of fish in the sea
I know this awesome Adam will find his Eve
Cross your fingers it could be you, yeah girl just believe
So don't worry babe, don't be feeling blue
I'm still searching the sites, yeah girl I'm searching for you
Oh, I'm searching for you
Oh, I'm searching for you
For you

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