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awful, but I like you...""
John Thomas Allcock
He had gigantic genitalia
He lived next door to mother
Then he buggered off to Australia
And nine months
Every Calm Brings A Storm
(Derek Welsh)
John Thomas woke up cold one night
When he decided to take a life
He drove on down to an East side bar
John Thomas Allcock
He lived north-east of Whitstable
He's got that certain something
That the girls find irresit-stible
He's a fine upstanding fella
ain't gonna last, I fear
If a Harry, John, Thomas or Dick
Comes to get his kicks
I predict, you will ditch and
Make the switch
Making out in the stalls
You got a thought you're keeping in your head
You think it's maybe better left unsaid
And instead
Store it on an electron
Thomas John
Somehow it
Nobody go fit block am ooh
You no know say na street born us
Thats why when they sleep on us, we turn up
Whole world on my john thomas, aii
Fuck this world
kisses
On my John Thomas
Fuck the long talk
I want you bonded
Screamin daddy please
Tell your friend they can all join in
But it all depend
Wait, pause no
they couldn't have been kinder
And my schooling was cut as I quit in the spring
To marry John Thomas, a miner
Oh, the years passed again,
they couldn't have been kinder
And my schooling was cut as I quit in the spring
To marry John Thomas, a miner
Oh, the years passed again,
couldn't have been kinder
And my schooling was cut
As I quit in the spring
To marry John Thomas, a miner
Oh, the years passed again
And the givin' was good
don't get beat
Yeah these hoes know me like i'm one of the dead presidents
Like George Washington, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson & James Madison
Coming
the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece
the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick
So, three cheers for your
Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork,
Poor guy that man John Thomas
His woman truly was a devil
And she wasn't all that honest
She tore him down on every level
You're a no good lazy
meager living hand to mouth
We prayed to what would have us, every doubting John Thomas
Spreading through the Appalachia ever south
Spread through
at the chorus
Shook hands with John Thomas
As she gave him a big promise
He asked "before we're through
Could I ride in the pink canoe?"
Mother goose then gave
Paul oh
Today na John Thomas oh next tomorrow you go carry go Anelka house
No be say I no Dey do you well no be say I no Dey do you right
No be say I no
Zona yeh alimiano
Gbo gbo John Thomas, ha
Nino ni owo oba tamrak, ejo oo
Shala to my guy system boy
Ejoh ooo, ejoh ooo
Je je mi mo wa ni Inu ile
Ni
Standing Hampton, my Twig 'n B
Mayonnaise cannon, such a sight to see
One-Eyed-Jack, my dong or prick
Some call him John Thomas, but I call him Dick
love John Thomas
Horse buggies that’s Amish
Life filled with many anguish
So many questions
Demons taking possession
Business suffering through
wants more,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la la la la
You peer down at your old John Thomas,
Fa-la-la-la-la, la la la la
The wrinkled old sod's had enough this
buy me that soufflé
Yeah, you know what I packing
Buy a flight, first class to Bombay
I'll give you that John Thomas
I know you love this dick, don't
I'm not with you girl
what do u do when my line no go through
Cus my heart e dey Pound when I'm not with u
U be the remedy to my John Thomas
Na u be
ever grow up I'd like to be like
A pink pony poser pay for intercourse
With me rocks off knocks off without taking socks off
A big John Thomas like
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