Jack and Jill
The Maadmen
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Here's a story bout a girl and a boy But parents all around so they had no joy They took a walk to the top of a hill And privacy to fit the bill Heavy petting and hands in the pants Virginity never had a chance I think you know where I'm going next He went down to the forest She sung high at the chorus Shook hands with John Thomas As she gave him a big promise He asked "before we're through Could I ride in the pink canoe?" Mother goose then gave consent And opened up the convent But the story can't end yet Cuz it rains and it pours, And we get all wet If the genie cums out of the box Getting back in is unorthodox Little boy blue got the girl's pink And the screams filled up the whole precinct What happened when the parents found out They called the juvie hall And jack went in, cuz he took the fall Jill also didn't get off light cuz the chastity belt went on ev'ry night though love might conquer all there's a bill for the heat, if you want to ball Next time just don't get caught As you knock quietly on the 'ole g-spot
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Written by: Alexander Audette, Darrin Popescu, Robert Ring
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