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Stop Forwarding That Crap to Me

Weird Al Yankovic

Alpocalypse

2011

my day
With some cut and pasted hackneyed Hallmark poetry
And I didn't request a personality test
Stop forwarding that crap to me

You're sending

bright
Success overnight
It feels so wrong that
It's gotta be right

I'm trending
I've got celebrity friend requests pending
Inbox is full from the emails

advances, requests for sexual favors
harassment is illegal when it's used as a basis for a major
For example, when an individual's employment, job duties,

inequity is apparent
In a house where fear and respect are synonyms
And love and support are conditional
And I don't respect people who raise rapists
I give

to the scene urgently
(I'm hyped up)

I had to get my boy from East Orange to hype the track up
Shots fired officer down request for back up
(Haha)
Even in

skuzzy raps grander
Than the jury, grotty Hip-Hop flurries
Unclean, disarrayed, excepted as furry
I'm the scum that came from
A universe that alternate

seven zero days
To hear rumblings about this dude
First time y'all were together heard through a Venmo request
Trace the steps, figured out It'd been