Bald
The Darkness
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It would appear that male pattern Baldness has set in His hair, at an alarming pace Running away from his face He's losing his virility And now his masculinity Has been compromised And his libido down-sized Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid It's not for me you understand Bald, slap headed and hairless Bald he is destined to be Bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me. From what I have been reading His scalp needs kneading To stimulate each follicle And reverse this diabolical Condition that's afflicted he For years and has cruelly Repulsed each potential mate And left him with a balding pate Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid It's not for me you understand Bald, slap headed and hairless Bald he is destined to be Bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me. Sock it to me baby, yeah! Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid It's not for me you understand Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid It's not for me you understand Bald, slap headed and hairless Bald he is destined to be Bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me. Thank God! Bald, slap headed and hairless Bald he is destined to be Bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me. How?
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Written by: DANIEL FRANCIS HAWKINS, EDWIN JAMES GRAHAM, FRANCIS GILLES POULLAIN-PATTERSON, JUSTIN DAVID HAWKINS
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10 facts about this song
Band"Bald" is a song by the British rock band, The Darkness. This band is known for its high-energy rock music that often combines elements of hard rock and glam rock.
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AlbumThe song is from the band's fourth studio album, "Last of Our Kind," which was released on 27 February 2015.
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SongwritingThe song was reportedly written and composed by the band members themselves, showing their versatility as musicians.
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LyricsThe lyrics of "Bald" are filled with the band's characteristic humor and sarcasm, featuring lines like "I used to have hair but now I'm bald".
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Song ThemeThe theme of "Bald" is a self-deprecating and funny take on male-pattern baldness and aging. It serves up the topic with a helping of British wit and humor.
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PromotionWhile it was not released as a single, "Bald" garnered attention in live performances for its catchy rhythm and the band's theatrical performance style.
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Negative ReviewsThe song has garnered some criticism for its seemingly trivial subject matter. Some critics feel that it speaks to a lack of depth or maturity in the band's songwriting.
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MusiciansThe musicians who performed "Bald" are Justin Hawkins (lead vocals, guitars), Dan Hawkins (guitars), Frankie Poullain (bass), and Rufus Tiger Taylor (drums).
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Bold TopicDespite criticisms, others have praised "Bald" for its unique topic, praising The Darkness for their bravery in tackling a subject that is often avoided in rock music.
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Lingering PopularityDespite not being one of The Darkness's most recognized songs, "Bald" continues to have a dedicated fanbase. As of 2021, it is still regularly performed at their concerts.
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