Dr. Haines
Chris Haines the King of Spain
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My daddy cuts the brains That's why they call him Dr. Haines He's lookin' for lymphomas Before they give you comas (You can get more than one) Sometimes he finds hair and teeth Where they ain't supposed to be I think that's called a glioblastoma But I failed biology I once scrubbed in and saw him shunt a baby Head so big I thought it's full of gravy But that shit inside it's called CSF That's cerebral spinal fluid if you failed the test (Like me) My daddy cuts the brains That's why they call him Dr. Haines He's lookin' for meningiomas Before they give you comas (You can get more than one) I asked my daddy any mistakes he had made Any regrets he had while he was cutting away I've got an ivy league degree in Sociology he said Countin' all them sponges ain't my cup of tea Well they call him Dr. Haines Countin' sponges ain't his thang If he calls you shit for brains You best think twice it mightn't be alright (That's the opposite of Dylan)
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