Eight Easy Steps
Alanis Morissette
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(Let's get it while it's hot) How to stay paralyzed by fear of abandonment How to defer to men in solvable predicaments How to control someone to be a carbon copy of you How to have that not work and have them run away from you How to keep people at arms-length and never get too close How to mistrust the ones you supposedly love the most How to pretend you're fine and don't need help from anyone How to feel worthless unless you're serving or helping someone I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget I'll show you how to in eight easy steps I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best How to hate women when you're supposed to be a feminist How to play all-pious when you're really a hypocrite How to hate God when you're a prayer and a spiritualist How to sabotage your fantasies by fear of success I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget I'll show you how to in eight easy steps I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best I've been doing research for years I've been practicing my ass off I've been training my whole life for this moment, I swear to you Culminating just to be this well-versed leader before you I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget I'll show you how to in eight easy steps I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best How to lie to yourself and thereby to everyone else How to keep smiling when you're thinking of killing yourself How to numb à la 'holic to avoid going within How to stay stuck in you by blaming them for everything I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget I'll show you how to in eight easy steps I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget I'll show you how to in eight easy steps I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best
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Written by: Alanis Morissette
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13 facts about this song
Song Release"Eight Easy Steps" by Alanis Morissette was released in 2004 as part of her album "So-Called Chaos".
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Music GenreThe song perfectly represents Alanis Morissette's signature style of alternative rock and post-grunge.
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Single Release"Eight Easy Steps" was released as the second single from Morissette's "So-Called Chaos" album.
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Songwriting CreditAlanis Morissette herself wrote the lyrics for "Eight Easy Steps", showcasing her talent as not just a singer but also a songwriter.
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Song ThemeThe song reflects a sarcastic take on a troubled life and how it seemingly boils down to 'eight easy steps' to navigate it.
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Chart PerformanceDespite its unique theme and catchy music, "Eight Easy Steps" did not chart as well as some of her other major hits.
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Music VideoThe music video for "Eight Easy Steps" was styled in a retro form and directed by acclaimed director Liz Friedlander.
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Live PerformancesMorissette performed the song "Eight Easy Steps" on several television programs such as The View and The Late Show with David Letterman.
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Promotional StrategyThe song fulfills an important role in the album "So-Called Chaos", in terms of its commercial success as it was used for intense promotional purposes.
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Song LegacyDespite it not being one of her most commercially successful songs, "Eight Easy Steps" remains well-known among her fans and showcases her songwriting ability, vocal prowess, and the cynicism she brings to her music which is a signature of her style.
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RemixesThere are several remixes and versions of this song available on her album "Eight Easy Steps Remix EP."
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Critical AcclaimDespite the lackluster chart performance, the song received critical acclaim for its lyrical quality and Morissette's vocal performance.
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Notable ProductionsThe song was executed under the label 'Maverick' and 'Warner Bros', with the production managed by Alanis herself along with John Shanks and Tim Thorney.
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