Eight Easy Steps

Alanis Morissette

About Eight Easy Steps

"Eight Easy Steps" is a rock song written by Alanis Morissette for her sixth studio album, So-Called Chaos. The album's opening track, it was released in 2004 as the So-Called Chaos's third single. The song may be seen as discussing self-help, with the message that it is the "course of a lifetime", but the help that is actually "offered" in the song is tongue-in-cheek, with lines like "How to lie to yourself and thereby to everyone else" and "How to control someone to be a carbon copy of you. " The song reached number nine on the Billboard Hot Dance Music/Club Play and number 27 on the Adult Top 40. 


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How to stay paralyzed by fear of abandonment 
How to defer to men in solvable predicaments 
How to control someone to be a carbon copy of you 
How to have that not work and have them run away from you 

How to keep people at arms-length and never get too close 
How to mistrust the ones you supposedly love the most 
How to pretend you're fine and don't need help from anyone 
How to feel worthless unless you're serving or helping someone 

I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps 
The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget 
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps 
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best 

How to hate women when you're supposed to be a feminist 
How to play all-pious when you're really a hypocrite 
How to hate God when you're a prayer and a spiritualist 
How to sabotage your fantasies by fear of success 

I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps 
The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget 
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps 
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best 

I've been doing research for years 
I've been practicing my ass off 
I've been training my whole life for this moment, I swear to you 
Culminating just to be this well-versed leader before you 

I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps 
The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget 
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps 
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best

How to lie to yourself and thereby to everyone else 
How to keep smiling when you're thinking of killing yourself 
How to numb à la 'holic to avoid going within
How to stay stuck in you by blaming them for everything

I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps 
The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget 
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps 
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best 

I'll teach you all this in eight easy steps 
The course of a lifetime, you'll never forget 
I'll show you how to in eight easy steps 
I'll show you how leadership looks when taught by the best

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Alanis Morissette

Alanis Nadine Morissette (born June 1, 1974) is a Canadian and American singer-songwriter, guitarist, record producer and actress. She has won 16 Juno Awards and seven Grammy Awards, was nominated for two Golden Globe Awards. Morissette began her career in Canada, and as a teenager recorded two dance-pop albums, Alanis and Now Is the Time, under MCA Records Canada. more »

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Written by: Alanis Morissette

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13 facts about this song

Song Release
"Eight Easy Steps" by Alanis Morissette was released in 2004 as part of her album "So-Called Chaos".
Music Genre
The song perfectly represents Alanis Morissette's signature style of alternative rock and post-grunge.
Single Release
"Eight Easy Steps" was released as the second single from Morissette's "So-Called Chaos" album.
Songwriting Credit
Alanis Morissette herself wrote the lyrics for "Eight Easy Steps", showcasing her talent as not just a singer but also a songwriter.
Song Theme
The song reflects a sarcastic take on a troubled life and how it seemingly boils down to 'eight easy steps' to navigate it.
Chart Performance
Despite its unique theme and catchy music, "Eight Easy Steps" did not chart as well as some of her other major hits.
Music Video
The music video for "Eight Easy Steps" was styled in a retro form and directed by acclaimed director Liz Friedlander.
Live Performances
Morissette performed the song "Eight Easy Steps" on several television programs such as The View and The Late Show with David Letterman.
Promotional Strategy
The song fulfills an important role in the album "So-Called Chaos", in terms of its commercial success as it was used for intense promotional purposes.
Song Legacy
Despite it not being one of her most commercially successful songs, "Eight Easy Steps" remains well-known among her fans and showcases her songwriting ability, vocal prowess, and the cynicism she brings to her music which is a signature of her style.
Remixes
There are several remixes and versions of this song available on her album "Eight Easy Steps Remix EP."
Critical Acclaim
Despite the lackluster chart performance, the song received critical acclaim for its lyrical quality and Morissette's vocal performance.
Notable Productions
The song was executed under the label 'Maverick' and 'Warner Bros', with the production managed by Alanis herself along with John Shanks and Tim Thorney.

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