Anywhere but Cuba

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You know people always ask me where to go
When they come down to the Caribbean
I tell them they can see anything and go anywhere
Well almost anywhere
Sailing around on a huge cruise ship
A floating island of food
Made a stop down in Ocho Rios
Just in time to buy some booze
Started talking to my liquor salesman
Asked him what I should see
Put his hand out I paid a small fee
This is what he told me
You can play golf in Jamaica
Go diving down in Aruba
St. Thomas even Tortola
But never
Never go to Cuba
He said never ever go to Cuba
He said never
Never
Never ever go to Cuba
Two days later on the Cayman Islands
I fed a stingray or two
Bought a T-shirt braids in my hair
Almost got a tattoo
Started talking to the local fisherman
He had a lot to say
Told me about living by the sea
Didn't even have to pay
You can play golf in Jamaica
Go diving down in Aruba
St. Thomas even Tortola
But never
Never go to Cuba
He said never ever go to Cuba
He said never
Never
Never ever go to Cuba
The U.S. has a trade embargo
Cause Castro went too far
We import their baseball players
We don't smoke their cigars
You can sail east from Miami
Or you can always sail west
But if you sail directly south
You better wear the bulletproof vest
Last port of call was Cozumel
Yo bebo cervezas
Señorita yo tengo que
Comer tacos y queso
Una pregunta por favor
Qué mirra ahora
Turned around and looked at me
Hasta la vista gorda
You can play golf in Jamaica
Go diving down in Aruba
St. Thomas even Tortola
But never
Never go to Cuba
He said never ever go to Cuba
Never
Never
Never ever go to Cuba
I said never
Never
Never ever go to Cuba
One Time
Never
Never
Never ever go to Cuba
When you come down to the Caribbean
You can hear lots of good music
And maybe you'll even hear this song
Unless you know

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