Anywhere but Cuba

You know people always ask me where to go When they come down to the Caribbean I tell them they can see anything and go anywhere Well almost anywhere Sailing around on a huge cruise ship A floating island of food Made a stop down in Ocho Rios Just in time to buy some booze Started talking to my liquor salesman Asked him what I should see Put his hand out I paid a small fee This is what he told me You can play golf in Jamaica Go diving down in Aruba St. Thomas even Tortola But never Never go to Cuba He said never ever go to Cuba He said never Never Never ever go to Cuba Two days later on the Cayman Islands I fed a stingray or two Bought a T-shirt braids in my hair Almost got a tattoo Started talking to the local fisherman He had a lot to say Told me about living by the sea Didn't even have to pay You can play golf in Jamaica Go diving down in Aruba St. Thomas even Tortola But never Never go to Cuba He said never ever go to Cuba He said never Never Never ever go to Cuba The U.S. has a trade embargo Cause Castro went too far We import their baseball players We don't smoke their cigars You can sail east from Miami Or you can always sail west But if you sail directly south You better wear the bulletproof vest Last port of call was Cozumel Yo bebo cervezas Señorita yo tengo que Comer tacos y queso Una pregunta por favor Qué mirra ahora Turned around and looked at me Hasta la vista gorda You can play golf in Jamaica Go diving down in Aruba St. Thomas even Tortola But never Never go to Cuba He said never ever go to Cuba Never Never Never ever go to Cuba I said never Never Never ever go to Cuba One Time Never Never Never ever go to Cuba When you come down to the Caribbean You can hear lots of good music And maybe you'll even hear this song Unless you know