Conspiranoia
Primus
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Lloyd Boyd was conspiranoid Barking chemtrails in the skies Claiming Bill Gates had put microchips In all the chicken pot pies Launching himself in his lawn chair Proving the earth was flat Microwaving his burritos Now he only wears his tinfoil hat Conspiranoia Conspiranoia Conspiranoia Marion Barrion contrarian Felt Doctor Tony was selling her lies So to keep from getting the big bad flu She sprinkled cat urine into her eyes With garlic cloves in her nostrils And dryer sheets taped to her head Marion Barrion contrarian Is now stinking up a hospital bed Conspiranoia Conspiranoia Conspiranoia Can lead a horse to water But you cannot make him drink You can guide a fool towards logic But you'll rarely make him think Be wary of conspiranoia As purveyors abound For an open mind too open Spills it's contents on the ground Conspiranoia Conspiranoia Conspiranoia Conspiranoia Conspiranoia Conspiranoia Let me tell you something about Betty White That the lamestream media won't report She died of a COVID booster shot She was also, Barbara Bush's secret sister Cow dung will protect everyone It's scientifically proven, that cow dung is anti-radiation This is a chip that can be used in mobile phones to reduce radiation That'll safeguard people against diseases Which leads us to chemtrails Scientists and governments are seeding the atmosphere Implementing biological warfare and population control And geoengineering a race of superhuman Jews The Anunnaki were a race of extraterrestrial beings Came to earth around five-hundred thousand years ago, in order to mine gold They are a race of blood-drinking, shape-shifting alien reptiles And have infiltrated the Bush family, Margaret Thatcher Bob Hope, and the British royals, among others JFK Jr. is alive and well He did not die in a plane crash off the coast Martha's Vineyard in '99 He's gonna reappear in Dealey Plaza fifty-eight years After his father's assassination To announce that he'll be Donald Trump's running mate in 2024 The earth is not a sphere And evidence has been faked or suppressed To hide the fact that it is instead a disc Or a single infinite plane GPS devices are rigged to make aircraft pilots wrongly believe That they are flying around the globe The campfire in California Destroyed over a hundred and fifty-three thousand acres Eighteen thousand structures, is that really possible? (conspiranoia) If it was caused by a downed power line Why did numerous witnesses (conspiranoia) Do you really believe it's coincidence that the fires also burned (conspiranoia) The areas of Jerry Brown's projected seventy-seven million-dollar (conspiranoia) And then the Rothchild's (conspiranoia) 'Cause I don't Not when the evidence is right in front of our faces Jewish space lasers
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