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Primus is an American rock band based in San Francisco, California, currently composed of bassist/vocalist Les Claypool, guitarist Larry "Ler" LaLonde and drummer Jay Lane. Primus originally formed in 1984 with Claypool and guitarist Todd Huth, later joined by Lane, though the latter two departed the band at the end of 1988. Featuring LaLonde and drummer Tim "Herb" Alexander, Primus recorded their debut, Suck on This in 1989, followed by four studio albums; Frizzle Fry, Sailing the Seas of Cheese, Pork Soda, and Tales from the Punchbowl. Alexander left the band in 1996, replaced by Bryan "Brain" Mantia, and Primus went on to record the original theme song for the TV show South Park and two more albums, Brown Album and Antipop, before declaring a hiatus in 200… more »

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Lloyd Boyd was conspiranoid
Barking chemtrails in the skies
Claiming Bill Gates had put microchips
In all the chicken pot pies

Launching himself in his lawn chair
Proving the earth was flat
Microwaving his burritos
Now he only wears his tinfoil hat

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Marion Barrion contrarian
Felt Doctor Tony was selling her lies
So to keep from getting the big bad flu
She sprinkled cat urine into her eyes

With garlic cloves in her nostrils
And dryer sheets taped to her head
Marion Barrion contrarian
Is now stinking up a hospital bed

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Can lead a horse to water
But you cannot make him drink
You can guide a fool towards logic
But you'll rarely make him think

Be wary of conspiranoia
As purveyors abound
For an open mind too open
Spills it's contents on the ground

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Let me tell you something about Betty White
That the lamestream media won't report
She died of a COVID booster shot
She was also, Barbara Bush's secret sister

Cow dung will protect everyone
It's scientifically proven, that cow dung is anti-radiation
This is a chip that can be used in mobile phones to reduce radiation
That'll safeguard people against diseases

Which leads us to chemtrails
Scientists and governments are seeding the atmosphere
Implementing biological warfare and population control
And geoengineering a race of superhuman Jews

The Anunnaki were a race of extraterrestrial beings
Came to earth around five-hundred thousand years ago, in order to mine gold
They are a race of blood-drinking, shape-shifting alien reptiles
And have infiltrated the Bush family, Margaret Thatcher
Bob Hope, and the British royals, among others

JFK Jr. is alive and well
He did not die in a plane crash off the coast Martha's Vineyard in '99
He's gonna reappear in Dealey Plaza fifty-eight years
After his father's assassination
To announce that he'll be Donald Trump's running mate in 2024

The earth is not a sphere
And evidence has been faked or suppressed
To hide the fact that it is instead a disc
Or a single infinite plane
GPS devices are rigged to make aircraft pilots wrongly believe
That they are flying around the globe

The campfire in California
Destroyed over a hundred and fifty-three thousand acres
Eighteen thousand structures, is that really possible? (conspiranoia)
If it was caused by a downed power line
Why did numerous witnesses (conspiranoia)
Do you really believe it's coincidence that the fires also burned (conspiranoia)
The areas of Jerry Brown's projected seventy-seven million-dollar (conspiranoia)
And then the Rothchild's (conspiranoia)
'Cause I don't
Not when the evidence is right in front of our faces
Jewish space lasers

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