Naughty Santa

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Billy Ray Charles

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Daddy, can you read me the Christmas Story?
June, you're too old for the Christmas Story
But I can tell you my Christmas Story

It was Christmas Eve and night was starting to fall
I left my woman home alone while I went out to get presents & all
She was sipping on Egg Nog and singing Xmas Songs
Then she heard a knock, she thought something was wrong
While looking out the window, it came as a big surprise
There he was Santa Claus dressed in a weird disguise

It was Naughty Santa in red pajamas with flowers candles and chocolate candy
Naughty Santa in red pajamas he's got some nerve trying to seduce my girl 
Slowly she opened the door up (Door Squeal) and he bolted in a flash
And like a child, he sat her on his knees and started talking trash

Said I am the Naughty Santa by the way of the South Pole
And I'm here to love ya and soothe your simmering soul
He said I brought you milk and cookies and my Ho, Ho, Ho
He said let's have some fun and I'll be right out the door
It was Naughty Santa in red pajamas with flowers, candles and chocolate candy
Naughty Santa in red pajamas
He's got some nerve trying to seduce my girl

He said all the women love me and that's a proven fact
So lay down next to Santa and just relax
I got back just in time to get Santa out of here
I was angrier than a red-nose reindeer
You Naughty Santa you better be on your way
Then he drove off in his Cadillac
And not his familiar sleigh

Naughty Santa don't you ever come back again
You dirty old man, I can see you ain't my friend
Naughty Santa you better behave yourself
Cause you're dealing with a real man, not a Little elf

Naughty Santa all you fellas in the neighborhood
Please remember the Naughty Santa is up to no good
It was Naughty Santa in red pajamas with flowers candles and chocolate candy
Naughty Santa in red pajamas
He's got some nerve trying to seduce my girl

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