Naughty Santa

Daddy, can you read me the Christmas Story? June, you're too old for the Christmas Story But I can tell you my Christmas Story It was Christmas Eve and night was starting to fall I left my woman home alone while I went out to get presents & all She was sipping on Egg Nog and singing Xmas Songs Then she heard a knock, she thought something was wrong While looking out the window, it came as a big surprise There he was Santa Claus dressed in a weird disguise It was Naughty Santa in red pajamas with flowers candles and chocolate candy Naughty Santa in red pajamas he's got some nerve trying to seduce my girl Slowly she opened the door up (Door Squeal) and he bolted in a flash And like a child, he sat her on his knees and started talking trash Said I am the Naughty Santa by the way of the South Pole And I'm here to love ya and soothe your simmering soul He said I brought you milk and cookies and my Ho, Ho, Ho He said let's have some fun and I'll be right out the door It was Naughty Santa in red pajamas with flowers, candles and chocolate candy Naughty Santa in red pajamas He's got some nerve trying to seduce my girl He said all the women love me and that's a proven fact So lay down next to Santa and just relax I got back just in time to get Santa out of here I was angrier than a red-nose reindeer You Naughty Santa you better be on your way Then he drove off in his Cadillac And not his familiar sleigh Naughty Santa don't you ever come back again You dirty old man, I can see you ain't my friend Naughty Santa you better behave yourself Cause you're dealing with a real man, not a Little elf Naughty Santa all you fellas in the neighborhood Please remember the Naughty Santa is up to no good It was Naughty Santa in red pajamas with flowers candles and chocolate candy Naughty Santa in red pajamas He's got some nerve trying to seduce my girl