Xmas Fomo

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Jordana Lilly

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I usually pick up shifts on Christmas due to boredom and double time
Plus people always bring baked goodies I don't mind pity treats, that's fine by me
Now i'm newly single and unemployed my calendars open as can be
It's as sad as it looks, i'm a lonely jew on Christmas Eve
I know what you're thinking, it's just two days
How bored can you really be
But on Christmas crawls as slow as it did during middle school PE
So i'll ignore my screen time limits on my phone and start the doom scrolling
It's as sad as it looks, i'm lonely jew on Christmas Eve

Having a little bit of Christmas fomo
I wanna share a kiss with a hottie in slomo
A love that's bigger than the hole in our ozone and like it, it grows
I'm slurping wonton soup until the morning
My love life and my dignity's what I'm mourning
Takes a lot of Manischewitz and a little snow, to cure my Christmas fomo

All the other kids in school couldn't wait for Santa to visit their tree
My best friend swore she saw a glimpse and promised he'd go down my chimney
That didn't make a lick of sense he's never even brought me one present or one treat
The only rational explanation is that Santa's gonna murder me
As soon as he walks into the kitchen he's gonna spot the brisket knife
First he'll fry me alive in the latke oil then
There goes my life
Why does my imposter syndrome almost always lead to death scenarios
Ill chock it out to simply being a lonely jew on Christmas Eve

Having a little bit of Christmas fomo
I wanna share a kiss with a hottie in slomo
A love that's bigger than the hole in our ozone and like it, it grows
I'm chomping down chow mien until the morning
My love life and my dignity's what I'm mourning
Takes a lot of Manischewitz and a little snow
To Cure my Christmas fomo
Takes a lot of Manischewitz and a little snow
To drown out the jingle jingle and the ho ho ho
Takes a lot of Manischewitz and a little snow to cure my Christmas fomo

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