Dhall TRU

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Paddy Stax

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Calling all Dhallers Duke Dogs and college kids across the nation 
This is Paddy Stax on the mic 
Bout to show you around the dopest dining hall in the land 
JMUs pride and joy DHAAALLL TRUUUUU 

I wake up with a broad on my lap 
Take a hit of that loud then let her tickle my sack 
Bitch I'm back It's Paddy Mayo bout ta Paddy Whack 
And I'm going all in on this Dhall track 
So I rise say my goodbyes and she cries 
I'm sorry but I'm feigning for some Dhall fries 
Gather the guys and we head out the door 
Rolling deep stomachs growling like a lions roar 
Bout to eat Dhall all the way through to its core 
But hold up its bright and hace calor 
As we walk the sweat begins to pour 
Tell all the ladies better wear a hat 
Cuz it's never shady when you roll with Dhall Pat 
Suns blazing so I throw on my hater blockers 
Now the biddies can't tell when I'm staring at their knockers 
So don't huff don't sigh wake up get high 
And then meet me up at Dhall for some apple pie 
After you gorge don't forget about splash 
You gotta wash down that dank ass buffalo mash 
It's like after you smoke a blunt you're gonna have to ash 
Like after you spot a dime you gon have to smash 
Call me Dhulk cuz I smash my food and then I Dhall Dash 

Dhall's true Dhall's true 
You wanna go to Dhall just me and you 
There's plenty to eat and lots to do 
And for only a punch you can munch til you spew 

I'm Dazed sifting through the purple haze 
Bitch I'm crazed in the prime of my Dhall phase 
I eat here day after day I'm like a thoroughbred chomping on a bale of hay 
But hay's for horses so watch me blaze through these 7 dope courses 
I'll redefine what it means to force it 
But let me be clear kids I don't endorse it 
I'm incredibly baked more so than Lays 
I'm getting torched by these UV rays 
The Undisputed Victor Dhall filets any other dining hall you'd be amazed 
Watch my ways and I'll show you how to navigate this maze 
Come with me and join my quest to put these minor league dining halls to rest 
They can't contest Dhall's the best 
And if you got that dough then you better invest 

So puff and stuff motherfuckers cuz it's Dhall time 
Time to Nom on this brunch and refuel the mind 
Eat as much as you please for only one punch 
Take after me Paddy Stax call me Captain Munch 
Here at Dhall your money's well spent 
Nobody's gonna judge when you show up bent 
Not a worry in the world your parents pay your rent 
And when I mow down 5 plates I don't make a dent in my pile 
So sit back and smile while I tell you why this dream world is worthwhile 

Dhall's true Dhall's true 
You wanna go to Dhall just me and you 
There's plenty to eat and lots to do 
And for only a punch you can munch til you spew 
Dhall's true Dhall's true 
You wanna go to Dhall just me and you 
There's plenty to eat and lots to do 
And for only a punch you can munch til you spew 

Now let me get all the Dhallers to gimme a clap 
Gimme a clap gimme gimme a clap 
We've got a variety of drinks on tap 
We're the Dhall Gang we don't take no crap 
So go on freshman and pull out your map 
Find DHALL and then get here ASAP

Don't get offended it's just part of my plan 
And I appreciate the fans just don't end up like Stan 
I get 19 meals a week I'm a Dhall fiend 
And I laugh in the face of the freshman 15 
When you see my rolls you know I'm packing bowls 
And that I'm dining on hella more than rice and beans 
Bitch I'm mean blowing on the stankest greens 
Then I'm munching out at Dhall til I split my spleen 
Puffing on that live ass loud bitch I'm fat and proud 
Long ago I said farewell to staying lean 
I'm talking 25 pounds in my first semester 
Now I take up three seats on the fucking chesterfield 
Foods too true I ain't gonna yield You can hate all you want 
I got my Dhall shield It's the Dhall Staff the best in their field 
And their bomb ass dishes is what I wield 
All hail Paddy Stax you know the deal 
Captain Munch is on the prowl I got the wheel 
And I got more blubber than a Leopard Seal 
So fire up the grill it's time for my next meal 

Dhalls woah Dhalls wow 
Dhalls got the grub to make you go OW 
Dhalls woah Dhalls wow 
Dhalls got the grub to make you go OW 

If it was up to me id eat Dhall for life 
All I need is a plate a fork and knife 
And Maybe someday I'll get a Dhall wife 
JMU for Life

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