Dhall TRU

Calling all Dhallers Duke Dogs and college kids across the nation This is Paddy Stax on the mic Bout to show you around the dopest dining hall in the land JMUs pride and joy DHAAALLL TRUUUUU I wake up with a broad on my lap Take a hit of that loud then let her tickle my sack Bitch I'm back It's Paddy Mayo bout ta Paddy Whack And I'm going all in on this Dhall track So I rise say my goodbyes and she cries I'm sorry but I'm feigning for some Dhall fries Gather the guys and we head out the door Rolling deep stomachs growling like a lions roar Bout to eat Dhall all the way through to its core But hold up its bright and hace calor As we walk the sweat begins to pour Tell all the ladies better wear a hat Cuz it's never shady when you roll with Dhall Pat Suns blazing so I throw on my hater blockers Now the biddies can't tell when I'm staring at their knockers So don't huff don't sigh wake up get high And then meet me up at Dhall for some apple pie After you gorge don't forget about splash You gotta wash down that dank ass buffalo mash It's like after you smoke a blunt you're gonna have to ash Like after you spot a dime you gon have to smash Call me Dhulk cuz I smash my food and then I Dhall Dash Dhall's true Dhall's true You wanna go to Dhall just me and you There's plenty to eat and lots to do And for only a punch you can munch til you spew I'm Dazed sifting through the purple haze Bitch I'm crazed in the prime of my Dhall phase I eat here day after day I'm like a thoroughbred chomping on a bale of hay But hay's for horses so watch me blaze through these 7 dope courses I'll redefine what it means to force it But let me be clear kids I don't endorse it I'm incredibly baked more so than Lays I'm getting torched by these UV rays The Undisputed Victor Dhall filets any other dining hall you'd be amazed Watch my ways and I'll show you how to navigate this maze Come with me and join my quest to put these minor league dining halls to rest They can't contest Dhall's the best And if you got that dough then you better invest So puff and stuff motherfuckers cuz it's Dhall time Time to Nom on this brunch and refuel the mind Eat as much as you please for only one punch Take after me Paddy Stax call me Captain Munch Here at Dhall your money's well spent Nobody's gonna judge when you show up bent Not a worry in the world your parents pay your rent And when I mow down 5 plates I don't make a dent in my pile So sit back and smile while I tell you why this dream world is worthwhile Dhall's true Dhall's true You wanna go to Dhall just me and you There's plenty to eat and lots to do And for only a punch you can munch til you spew Dhall's true Dhall's true You wanna go to Dhall just me and you There's plenty to eat and lots to do And for only a punch you can munch til you spew Now let me get all the Dhallers to gimme a clap Gimme a clap gimme gimme a clap We've got a variety of drinks on tap We're the Dhall Gang we don't take no crap So go on freshman and pull out your map Find DHALL and then get here ASAP Don't get offended it's just part of my plan And I appreciate the fans just don't end up like Stan I get 19 meals a week I'm a Dhall fiend And I laugh in the face of the freshman 15 When you see my rolls you know I'm packing bowls And that I'm dining on hella more than rice and beans Bitch I'm mean blowing on the stankest greens Then I'm munching out at Dhall til I split my spleen Puffing on that live ass loud bitch I'm fat and proud Long ago I said farewell to staying lean I'm talking 25 pounds in my first semester Now I take up three seats on the fucking chesterfield Foods too true I ain't gonna yield You can hate all you want I got my Dhall shield It's the Dhall Staff the best in their field And their bomb ass dishes is what I wield All hail Paddy Stax you know the deal Captain Munch is on the prowl I got the wheel And I got more blubber than a Leopard Seal So fire up the grill it's time for my next meal Dhalls woah Dhalls wow Dhalls got the grub to make you go OW Dhalls woah Dhalls wow Dhalls got the grub to make you go OW If it was up to me id eat Dhall for life All I need is a plate a fork and knife And Maybe someday I'll get a Dhall wife JMU for Life