Aardvark
Trilobite
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In search of something digs a strange creature With claws that break down clay This beast did not come to play Turns to face you, his most prominent feature Such a surreal display This beast will darken your day Jaws wide open they will stand and fight him I urge you to back away It would be foolish to stay He wouldn't hurt a fly; he doesn't like their wings Nor can he catch them mid flight, no Prefers a tasty grub, those creepy crawly things Pop in a way that's just right, oh He's an Oxford English first, but he never went to school He's a nosy fucker with a sticky tongue and he's so much cooler than you Carpe noctem for Cucumis humifructus he does When he's not digging holes for you to fall into Here comes the beast, yes, he's coming to eat you And your family and friends He can lick around bends You can run, you can go find your preacher But your home he will cleanse Of everyone who attends There's no stopping this relentless procedure And his tongue it extends He eats you by the tens He wouldn't hurt a fly; he doesn't like their wings Nor can he catch them mid flight, no Avoids the driver ant, its bite so very stings Finds Odontotermes tasty though The pig of the earth, a splendid beast, Tubulidentata Your buildings won't protect you, you six legged freaks Hide your queen, he's coming for your morbidly obese regina If he can smell you then to him she fucking reeks He wouldn't hurt a fly; he doesn't like their wings Nor can he catch them mid flight, no But he wants her juicy majesty, when the fat lady sings She won't put up a big fight, no He wouldn't hurt a fly; he doesn't like their wings Nor can he catch them
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