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The Vandals are an American rock band established in 1980 in Huntington Beach, California. They have released ten full-length studio albums and two live albums and have toured the world extensively, including performances on the Vans Warped Tour. They are well known for their use of humor, preferring to use their music as a vehicle for entertainment and sarcasm rather than as a platform for more serious issues. They are currently recording for Kung Fu Records.

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SongAlbumDuration
(But Then) She SpokeQuickening
1996		1:56
(But Then) She SpokeUnknown Album1:56
(Illa Zllia) Lady KillerStage Diving to the Oldies
1995		3:44
43210-1Live at the House of Blues
2004		3:02
43210-1Internet Dating Superstuds2:41
A Gun For ChristmasChristmas with the Vandals: Oi to the World!3:01
Aging OrangeQuickening
1996		1:59
Aging OrangeUnknown Album1:59
AirstreamWhen in Rome Do as the Vandals
1984		 
AirstreamPeace Thru Vandalism/When in Rome Do as the Vandals
1989		2:16
Amigo BroncoUnknown Album3:47
An Idea For a MovieHitler Bad, Vandals Good
1998		2:39
An Idea For a MovieLive at the House of Blues
2004		3:28
An Idea for a MovieUnknown Album2:39
An Idea for a MovieTerror Firmer
2000		 
Anarchy BurgerSweatin' to the Oldies: The Vandals Live [DVD]
2002		 
Anarchy BurgerPeace Thru Vandalism/When in Rome Do as the Vandals
1989		1:51
Anarchy Burger (Hold the Government)Sweatin' to the Oldies: The Vandals Live [Bonus Tracks]
1991		2:46
Anarchy Burger (Hold the Government)Sweatin to the Oldies [Video]
1997		 
Anarchy Burger (Hold the Government)Peace Thru Vandalism
1982		 
Anarchy Burger (Hold the Government)Peace Thru Vandalism/When in Rome Do as the Vandals
1989		1:51
Anarchy Burger (Hold the Government)Sweatin' to the Oldies: The Vandals Live
1991		2:33
And Now We DanceLive Fast Diarrhea
1995		2:04
And Now We DanceLive at the House of Blues
2004		2:08
And Now We Dance [*]Sweatin' to the Oldies: The Vandals Live [Bonus Tracks]
1991		2:02
And Now We Dance [Bonus Track]Unknown Album2:02
AntiFear of a Punk Planet
1990		2:04
Ape Shall Never Kill ApeLive Fast Diarrhea
1995		2:38
Ape Shall Never Kill ApeUnknown Album2:38
Appreciate My HonestyLive at the House of Blues
2004		2:57
Appreciate My HonestyInternet Dating Superstuds2:33
Appreciate My HonestyUnknown Album2:33
Bad Birthday BashWhen in Rome Do as the Vandals
1984		 
Bad Birthday BashPeace Thru Vandalism/When in Rome Do as the Vandals
1989		2:51
Bad Birthday BashUnknown Album2:52
Be a Good Robot [Rhythm Rovo]Japanese Remix Album3:19
Be a Good Robot [Rhythm Rovo]Unknown Album3:19
Behind the MusicLive at the House of Blues
2004		3:38
Behind the MusicLook What I Almost Stepped In...
2000		2:40
Behind the MusicUnknown Album2:40
Behind the MusicPunkzilla
2001		2:44
Big Bro Vs. Johnny SakoPeace Thru Vandalism/When in Rome Do as the Vandals
1989		3:04
Big Bro Vs. Johnny SakoUnknown Album3:04
Big Brother Vs. Johnny SakoWhen in Rome Do as the Vandals
1984		 
Big Brother Vs. Johnny SakoUnknown Album 
Cafe 405Hitler Bad, Vandals Good
1998		2:11
Cafe 405Unknown Album2:11
Cafe 405The Thought Remains the Same
1998		2:11
Cafe 405Deep Thoughts by Nitro
1998		2:11
Café 405Live at the House of Blues
2004		2:44
Change My Pants (I Don't Wanna)Live Fast Diarrhea
1995		2:37
Change My Pants (I Don't Wanna)Unknown Album2:37
Christmas Time For My PenisChristmas with the Vandals: Oi to the World!3:16
Christmas Time for My PenisUnknown Album3:16
Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)Play Really Bad Original Country Tunes4:03
Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)Unknown Album 
Come Out FightingHitler Bad, Vandals Good
1998		2:53
Come out FightingHitler Bad, Vandals Good [LP]
1998		2:53
Crippled & BlindLook What I Almost Stepped In...
2000		2:23
Crippled & BlindUnknown Album2:23
Desert WomanPlay Really Bad Original Country Tunes3:39
Desert WomanUnknown Album 
Disproportioned HeadLive at the House of Blues
2004		2:25
Disproportioned HeadInternet Dating Superstuds2:07
Disproportioned HeadUnknown Album2:07
Disproportioned Head [Bistrot2000]Japanese Remix Album3:45
Elvis DecanterPlay Really Bad Original Country Tunes3:28
Elvis DecanterUnknown Album 
Euro-BargeHitler Bad, Vandals Good
1998		1:53
Euro-BargeUnknown Album1:53
Failure Is the Best RevengeQuickening
1996		1:58
Failure Is the Best RevengeUnknown Album1:58
Flowers Are PrettyLook What I Almost Stepped In...
2000		3:17
FourteenLook What I Almost Stepped In...
2000		3:04
Gator HidePlay Really Bad Original Country Tunes4:10
Gator HideUnknown Album 
Get in LineLive Fast Diarrhea
1995		2:02
Get in LineUnknown Album2:02
Girls Turn 18 Every DaySweatin' to the Oldies: The Vandals Live [Bonus Tracks]
1991		3:40
Girls Turn 18 Every DaySweatin to the Oldies [Video]
1997		 
Girls Turn 18 Every DaySweatin' to the Oldies: The Vandals Live
1991		2:52
Girls Turn 18 Every DayFear of a Punk Planet
1990		2:47
Girls Turn 18 Every DayUnknown Album2:47
GoLook What I Almost Stepped In...
2000		2:17
H.B. HotelPeace Thru Vandalism/When in Rome Do as the Vandals
1989		1:58
H.B. HotelSweatin' to the Oldies: The Vandals Live [Bonus Tracks]
1991		2:27
H.B. HotelPeace Thru Vandalism
1982		 
H.B. HotelSweatin' to the Oldies: The Vandals Live
1991		2:08
H.B. HotelUnknown Album 
Hang Myself From the TreeChristmas with the Vandals: Oi to the World!1:43
Hang Myself from the TreeUnknown Album1:43
Happy Birthday to MeLive Fast Diarrhea
1995		2:10
Happy Birthday to MeUnknown Album2:10
Hey Homes!Sweatin' to the Oldies: The Vandals Live [Bonus Tracks]
1991		2:50
Hey Homes!Sweatin' to the Oldies: The Vandals Live
1991		3:00
How (Did This Loser Get This Job)Quickening
1996		1:38
How (Did This Loser Get This Job)Unknown Album1:38
Hungry For YouQuickening
1996		2:16
Hungry for YouUnknown Album2:16
I Am CrushedUnknown Album3:50
I BelieveQuickening
1996		1:48
I BelieveThe Quickening
1996		1:49
I BelieveQuickening [LP]
1996		1:49
I Can't WaitInternet Dating Superstuds2:42
I Can't WaitUnknown Album2:42
I Don't Believe in Santa ClausChristmas with the Vandals: Oi to the World!1:33
I Don't Believe in Santa ClausUnknown Album1:33
I Have a DateLive Fast Diarrhea
1995		2:17
I Have a DateLive Fast, Diarrhea [LP]
1995		2:14
I Have a Date [Originally Performed By The Simpletones]Live Fast, Diarrhea
1995		2:14
I Know, Huh?Hitler Bad, Vandals Good
1998		2:55
I Know, Huh?Hitler Bad, Vandals Good [LP]
1998		2:55
I'm Becoming YouInternet Dating Superstuds2:40
I'm Becoming YouUnknown Album2:40
I'm Becoming You [CJB]Japanese Remix Album4:53
I'm a FlyWhen in Rome Do as the Vandals
1984		 
I'm a FlyPeace Thru Vandalism/When in Rome Do as the Vandals
1989		1:58
I'm the Boss of MeLook What I Almost Stepped In...
2000		2:00
I've Got an Ape DrapeHitler Bad, Vandals Good
1998		3:30
I've Got an Ape DrapeLive at the House of Blues
2004		3:35
I've Got an Ape DrapeUnknown Album3:30
It's a FactQuickening
1996		2:05
It's a FactLive at the House of Blues
2004		2:39
It's a FactUnknown Album2:05
JackassLook What I Almost Stepped In...
2000		3:20
JackassUnknown Album3:20
Johnny Two BagsLive Fast Diarrhea
1995		3:14
Johnny Two BagsUnknown Album3:14
Join Us For PongSweatin to the Oldies [Video]
1997		 
Join Us For PongSweatin' to the Oldies: The Vandals Live
1991		3:59
Join Us for PongSweatin' to the Oldies: The Vandals Live [Bonus Tracks]
1991		2:54
Join Us for PongFear of a Punk Planet
1990		2:45
Join Us for PongUnknown Album2:45
Kick MeLive Fast Diarrhea
1995		2:16
Kick MeUnknown Album2:16
Kill My TenantFear of a Punk Planet
1990		2:24
Kill My TenantUnknown Album2:24
Lady KillerWhen in Rome Do as the Vandals
1984		 
Lady KillerSweatin' to the Oldies: The Vandals Live [DVD]
2002		 
Lady KillerSweatin' to the Oldies: The Vandals Live [Bonus Tracks]
1991		5:16
Lady KillerSweatin to the Oldies [Video]
1997		 
Lady KillerPeace Thru Vandalism/When in Rome Do as the Vandals
1989		3:42
Lady KillerSweatin' to the Oldies: The Vandals Live
1991		4:59
Lady KillerSlippery When Ill
1989		 
Lady KillerPunk University
1994		3:43
Lady KillerUnknown Album 
LadykillerPeace Thru Vandalism/When in Rome Do as the Vandals
1989		3:42
Legend of Pat BrownPeace Thru Vandalism/When in Rome Do as the Vandals
1989		 
Legend of Pat BrownPeace Thru Vandalism
1982		 
Legend of Pat BrownSuburbia [Restless]
1984		4:37
Let the Bad Times RollLive Fast Diarrhea
1995		1:47
Let the Bad Times RollUnknown Album1:47
Let the Bad Times RollGo Ahead Punk, Make My Day
1996		1:49
Little WeirdoInternet Dating Superstuds3:04
Little WeirdoUnknown Album3:04
Little Weirdo [Shuttle 9]Japanese Remix Album3:52
Long Hair QueerPlay Really Bad Original Country Tunes2:26
Long Hair QueerUnknown Album 
Lord of the DanceInternet Dating Superstuds3:10
Lord of the DanceUnknown Album3:10
Lord of the Dance [Do Da Swing!]Japanese Remix Album10:58
Marry MeQuickening
1996		2:17
Marry MeLive at the House of Blues
2004		2:36
Marry MeUnknown Album2:17
Marry MeGo Ahead Punk, Make My Day
1996		4:31
Master Race (In Outer Space)When in Rome Do as the Vandals
1984		 
Master Race (In Outer Space)Peace Thru Vandalism/When in Rome Do as the Vandals
1989		1:42
Mohawk TownWhen in Rome Do as the Vandals
1984		 
Mohawk TownPeace Thru Vandalism/When in Rome Do as the Vandals
1989		2:49
Mohawk TownSweatin' to the Oldies: The Vandals Live [Bonus Tracks]
1991		2:30
Mohawk TownSweatin to the Oldies [Video]
1997		 
Mohawk TownSweatin' to the Oldies: The Vandals Live
1991		3:10
Mohawk TownUnknown Album 
Money's Not an IssueHitler Bad, Vandals Good
1998		3:00
Money's Not an IssueUnknown Album3:00
Moving UpQuickening
1996		1:59
Moving UpUnknown Album1:59
My Brain Tells My BodyLive at the House of Blues
2004		3:57
My Brain Tells My BodyInternet Dating Superstuds2:58
My Brother Is GayInternet Dating Superstuds2:31
My Girlfriend's DeadHitler Bad, Vandals Good
1998		2:40
My Girlfriend's DeadLive at the House of Blues
2004		4:31
My Girlfriend's DeadUnknown Album2:40
My Girlfriend's DeadDouble Shot: Punk
2000		2:41
My Girlfriend's Dead [Not Used in Film]Idle Hands
1999		2:40
My Neck, My Back [Ikioi]Japanese Remix Album2:44
My Neck, My Back [Ikioi]Unknown Album2:44
My Special MomentUnknown Album2:37
Nothing's Going to Ruin My HolidayChristmas with the Vandals: Oi to the World!2:23
Nothing's Going to Ruin My HolidayUnknown Album2:23
OKHitler Bad, Vandals Good
1998		2:05
OKUnknown Album2:05
Oi to the WorldChristmas with the Vandals: Oi to the World! 
Oi to the WorldLive at the House of Blues
2004		2:24
Oi to the WorldUnknown Album 
People That Are Going to HellHitler Bad, Vandals Good
1998		2:14
People That Are Going to HellLive at the House of Blues
2004		2:27
People That Are Going to HellUnknown Album2:14
Phone MachineFear of a Punk Planet
1990		1:42
Phone MachineUnknown Album1:42
Pirate's LifePeace Thru Vandalism/When in Rome Do as the Vandals
1989		2:14
Pirate's LifeSweatin' to the Oldies: The Vandals Live [Bonus Tracks]
1991		1:41
Pirate's LifePeace Thru Vandalism
1982		 
Pirate's LifeSweatin' to the Oldies: The Vandals Live
1991		2:54
Pirate's LifeUnknown Album 
Play That Country Tuba, CowboyPlay Really Bad Original Country Tunes2:33
Play That Country Tuba, CowboyUnknown Album2:33
Power MustacheLive Fast Diarrhea
1995		2:08
RicoWhen in Rome Do as the Vandals
1984		 
RicoPeace Thru Vandalism/When in Rome Do as the Vandals
1989		3:17
San BerduLook What I Almost Stepped In...
2000		3:10
Slap of LovePeace Thru Vandalism/When in Rome Do as the Vandals
1989		2:15
Small WonderSweatin to the Oldies [Video]
1997		 
Small WonderFear of a Punk Planet
1990		4:35
Small WonderUnknown Album4:35
So Long, FarewellHitler Bad, Vandals Good
1998		2:51
So Long, FarewellHitler Bad, Vandals Good [LP]
1998		2:49
Soccer MomLive at the House of Blues
2004		3:56
Soccer MomInternet Dating Superstuds2:55
Soccer MomUnknown Album2:55
Soccer MomA Campingflight To Lowlands Paradise 2003 
Sorry, Mom and DadLook What I Almost Stepped In...
2000		2:34
Sorry, Mom and DadUnknown Album2:34
Soup of the DayLive Fast Diarrhea
1995		0:53
Soup of the DayUnknown Album0:53
Stop SmilingQuickening
1996		1:42
Stop SmilingUnknown Album1:42
Summer Lovin'Sweatin' to the Oldies: The Vandals Live [DVD]
2002		 
Summer Lovin'Sweatin' to the Oldies: The Vandals Live [Bonus Tracks]
1991		4:08
Summer Lovin'Sweatin to the Oldies [Video]
1997		 
Summer Lovin'Sweatin' to the Oldies: The Vandals Live
1991		2:49
Summer Lovin'Fear of a Punk Planet
1990		2:45
SupercalifragilisticexpialidociousLive Fast, Diarrhea
1995		1:55
SupercalifragilisticexpialidociousLive Fast, Diarrhea [LP]
1995		1:55
SupercalifragilisticexpialidociousLive Fast Diarrhea
1995		1:53
SusanvillePlay Really Bad Original Country Tunes4:27
SusanvilleUnknown Album 
Take It BackPunk Uprisings, Vol. 1
1996		2:00
Take It BackLive Fast Diarrhea
1995		2:00
Take It BackLive at the House of Blues
2004		1:55
Take It BackLive Fast, Diarrhea [LP]
1995		2:02
Take it BackLive Fast, Diarrhea
1995		2:02
Tastes Like ChickenQuickening
1996		2:03
Tastes Like ChickenUnknown Album2:03
Teenage IdolSweatin' to the Oldies: The Vandals Live [DVD]
2002		 
Teenage IdolSweatin' to the Oldies: The Vandals Live [Bonus Tracks]
1991		10:18
Teenage IdolFear of a Punk Planet
1990		1:47
Teenage IdolSweatin to the Oldies [Video]
1997		 
Teenage IdolSweatin' to the Oldies: The Vandals Live
1991		9:51
Thanx For NothingChristmas with the Vandals: Oi to the World!2:08
Thanx for NothingUnknown Album2:08
That's My GirlLook What I Almost Stepped In...
2000		2:26
That's My GirlUnknown Album2:26
The Day Farrah Fawcett DiedFear of a Punk Planet
1990		2:23
The Day Farrah Fawcett DiedUnknown Album2:23
The Legend of Pat BrownSweatin' to the Oldies: The Vandals Live [DVD]
2002		 
The Legend of Pat BrownSweatin' to the Oldies: The Vandals Live [Bonus Tracks]
1991		4:24
The Legend of Pat BrownSuburbia [Video]
1985		 
The Legend of Pat BrownSweatin to the Oldies [Video]
1997		 
The Legend of Pat BrownPeace Thru Vandalism
1982		 
The Legend of Pat BrownPeace Thru Vandalism/When in Rome Do as the Vandals
1989		3:27
The Legend of Pat BrownSweatin' to the Oldies: The Vandals Live
1991		4:44
The Master Race (In Outer Space)Sweatin' to the Oldies: The Vandals Live [Bonus Tracks]
1991		2:26
The Master Race (In Outer Space)Sweatin to the Oldies [Video]
1997		 
The Master Race (In Outer Space)Sweatin' to the Oldies: The Vandals Live
1991		2:14
The New YouLive at the House of Blues
2004		3:16
The New YouLook What I Almost Stepped In...
2000		2:41
The New YouUnknown Album2:41
The RodgeFear of a Punk Planet
1990		4:06
The Unseen Tears of the AlbacoreInternet Dating Superstuds3:09
The Unseen Tears of the AlbacoreUnknown Album3:09
The Unseen Tears of the Albacore [Last]Japanese Remix Album4:39
Too Much DramaHitler Bad, Vandals Good
1998		2:45
Too Much DramaLive at the House of Blues
2004		3:06
Too Much DramaUnknown Album2:45
Unseen Tears of the AlbacoreLive at the House of Blues
2004		3:51
Urban StrugglePeace Thru Vandalism/When in Rome Do as the Vandals
1989		3:49
Urban StruggleSweatin' to the Oldies: The Vandals Live [Bonus Tracks]
1991		4:59
Urban StruggleSweatin to the Oldies [Video]
1997		 
Urban StrugglePeace Thru Vandalism
1982		 
Urban StruggleSweatin' to the Oldies: The Vandals Live
1991		5:18
Urban StruggleUnknown Album2:15
Viking SuitPeace Thru Vandalism/When in Rome Do as the Vandals
1989		3:48
Viking SuitUnknown Album3:48
Wanna Be ManorPeace Thru Vandalism/When in Rome Do as the Vandals
1989		2:04
Wanna Be ManorSweatin' to the Oldies: The Vandals Live [Bonus Tracks]
1991		3:37
Wanna Be ManorSweatin to the Oldies [Video]
1997		 
Wanna Be ManorPeace Thru Vandalism
1982		 
Wanna Be ManorSweatin' to the Oldies: The Vandals Live
1991		2:36
Wanna Be ManorUnknown Album 
We'll All Get LaidInternet Dating Superstuds2:25
We'll All Get LaidUnknown Album2:25
What About Me?Look What I Almost Stepped In...
2000		2:20
What About Me?Look What I Almost Stepped In... [LP]
2000		2:20
Where's You Dignity?Internet Dating Superstuds3:10
Where's You Dignity?Unknown Album3:10
You're Not the Boss of Me (Kick It)Look What I Almost Stepped In...
2000		3:21
You're Not the Boss of Me (Kick It)Unknown Album3:21

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