I've Got an Ape Drape

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The Vandals are an American rock band established in 1980 in Huntington Beach, California. They have released ten full-length studio albums and two live albums and have toured the world extensively, including performances on the Vans Warped Tour. They are well known for their use of humor, preferring to use their music as a vehicle for entertainment and sarcasm rather than as a platform for more serious issues. They are currently recording for Kung Fu Records. more »

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Make it like that famous country singer 
Or that guy I saw last night on Jerry Springer 
Clean me up but let me keep my edge, 
In the day I like to keep it dignified 
But at night you know I got another side 
And I don't give a damn, cause I am what I am 
Even if it's really really bad 

[Chorus]
I've got an Ape Drape, yes I do 
They're givin' em to anyone, and that means you 
You can drive to Riverside and get one too 
And then you'll have an Ape Drape like I do 

Go ahead and buzz it 'round the ears 
I've been growin' that one braid back there for years 
I've had it since the first time I saw Queensryche 
The front may conform to society 
But the back says I have personality 
Even if it's really really, even if it's really really bad 

[Chorus]

Make it short in front and long in back! (say 10 x) 

[Chorus]

If the top's not short enough that it stands up 
I could be thrown out of the Bad Boy Club 
But don't you lay a finger on my pony tail 
Now fix my kid so he looks just like me, 
Some matching crazy pants are all we need 
Some may call it child abuse I just call it bonding with you Dad.

I've got a Norco Neck warmer yes i do
They're giving 'em to anyone and that means you
You can drive to Norco and get one too
And then you'll have a Norco Neckwarmer like i do

I've got hockey hair yes i do
They're givin' 'em to anyone and that means you
You can drive to Canada and get one too
And then you'll have hockey hair like i do.

(Repeat w/)
ACHY BREAKY HAIR...Nashville 
Mullet...HOBOKEN
Forbidden Hair...Europe 
Shlong...Florida

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