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| Read All About It: Superman Eats Kryptonite Sandwich | 3:02 |
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| If I Tell You a Secret, You Promise? | 3:11 |
| Cheesing Up My Cornrows for the Prom | 5:36 |
| A Typical UPS Afternoon | 2:48 |
| Super-Sounding Song Slyly Sucks Souls, Sauerkraut, Sausages | 2:54 |
| For You (For You) | 3:16 |
| Butter Down the Hatches | 3:20 |
| Mohamed Ali Jabar Jalood | 3:16 |
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| I'm Gonna Need at Least More Napkins | 3:00 |
| Guinness Draught of World Records | 3:50 |
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| Mistakes, the Other White Meat | 3:58 |
| Ear-Hole Political Party Dance-Off | 2:54 |
| Mrs. Birch Bark | 3:05 |
| Headgear for the Rest of Us | 3:00 |
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| Hey Hey What's Happening | 3:24 |
| Doot | 2:27 |
| Get Back McQuack | 1:53 |
| What Are You Looking At, Jack Nicholson? | 2:52 |
| Another Sip for the Bookmobile | 3:32 |
| Big-C, Welcome Me Back | 1:07 |
| Abbreviated Apostrophes | 2:52 |
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| Ain't Got Nothing but an Expired Coupon and a Time Machine | 4:21 |
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| Pumping Iron, Pumping Gas (Third Time's a Charm) | 1:35 |
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| Corfnick | 2:59 |
| There Wasn't a Dry Eye in the Place Except for Russell Crowe's Telescopic Sunglasses | 3:53 |
| Cheap As a Jeep | 3:27 |
| Ppht, Oops. Ppht, Oops. Ppht, I Farted. | 3:27 |
| Miles of Tiles Liles Ahead | 3:49 |
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| Orange Julius Caesar Salad Dressing | 5:38 |
| My Grandma Always Said Life Was Like a Can of Mayo | 3:04 |
| Let's Get a New Fruit in There | 2:26 |
| The Destiny of the Dakota Fanning Dinosaur | 2:27 |
| Ronald Reagan's Alzheimer Beard | 3:45 |
| MacDaddy Longlegs | 2:31 |
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| Have a Flapjack, Walter Kronkite | 2:01 |
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| Icicles Bicycles | 2:16 |
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| One Man's Lipstick Is Another Man's Toothpaste | 3:16 |
| Gloombing the Can of Sand Thomas | 2:49 |
| Green With Envy, Pink With Denial | 3:14 |
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| Johnny Big Toes | 3:28 |
| Only One Way Out | 3:32 |
| Dancing to the Beat of a Thousand Dave Thomas Paperweights | 7:05 |
| The Thoughts That I Manifest Lead to the Path of the Appleskins Overdose | 3:47 |
| Mayonnaise Man | 4:34 |
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| I'll Let You Be Mozart Just This Once | 3:01 |
| Don't Throw Me No Magic Beans | 3:56 |
| Carstart | 3:25 |
| See Ya Later, Calculator | 3:10 |
| Licking the Floor Dry of Parnda Bears | 2:30 |
| A Town of Clown | 2:09 |
| Caramel Sandiego | 2:19 |
| Two Seconds Later and I'm Warming Up | 2:27 |
| Just Another Flying Squirrel | 1:43 |
| Yo Mutha's Rappa | 1:25 |
| Glazed Doughnuts for Me, Tube Socks for Karl Winslow | 7:26 |
| Third Degrees of Thomas Waterbean | 2:36 |
| (Out Of) Tom Cruise [Control] | 3:15 |
| Martha Stewart's Root Beer Contract | 1:57 |
| It's a Pogo Stick | 3:06 |
| 25 Cents a Street? I'll Take Two | 2:51 |
| Jambalaya Jones | 3:01 |
| Nuffin' but a Rap Game (feat. DJ Wickensoft) | 1:44 |
| Lightbulb Boogie | 6:28 |
| Slow Motion Ocean Broken | 4:09 |
| After Beer | 1:50 |
| No Hones | 2:39 |
| I'm Breaking Up With You, but I Have Even Worse News (And That's the Good News) | 1:52 |
| Mr. Checkbook | 2:56 |
| Close the Lid on My Mango Machine | 4:29 |
| I Forgot the First Time I Saw You, but I'll Never Forget the Second | 4:42 |
| Spatula | 3:26 |
| Chewing on Plastic Diapers | 4:36 |
| Summer Balls | 2:58 |
| Saddle Up My Horse Register | 2:52 |
| It's Always Midnight When I View My Stock Footage | 4:57 |
| Hit | 3:30 |
| I Will Never Be There for You | 2:45 |
| Figured You Were Doing the Pounce-Around | 2:47 |
| Cryan Ryan | 2:52 |
| Curling Up With a Good Nose Dangler | 2:23 |
| The Butterflies Come Alive | 3:27 |
| Oops, There Goes a Humpback Whale | 3:09 |
| Hospital of the Never-Ending | 1:22 |
| I've Got Two Turkeys in My Pocket | 2:31 |
| President Hoover's Vacuum Flog | 3:51 |
| Then Luke Perry Said, "I Gotta Banana Split" | 3:33 |
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| After All These, Still a Parachute | 3:25 |
| X Marks the Spot for Disco Jellophane | 4:19 |
| If This Premonition Proves to Be True, Then Your False Statement Deserves a Round of Applause | 2:49 |
| Chumming the Ladder With Four Times the Mass of Church | 2:21 |
| Yes, I Will Have Another Notebook | 4:06 |
| Man, Machine, or Neither? the Shocking True Story! | 2:57 |
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| Michaelangelo, Donatello, Raphael, and the Leonardo DaVinci Code | 2:58 |
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| Crud Spaskinski's Dot Comma Chameleon | 6:31 |
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| L | 3:00 |
| Bagel for Mercy | 3:05 |
| Three Things I Scrunch Between My Legs | 2:36 |
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| I'd Like to Give a Shout-Out to Vanilla Wafers | 2:38 |
| Clarging the Raisin Cran Away from the Child's Finger Ploop | 3:07 |
| Angry Customer Vs. Diner Owner, a Play in One Act | 4:18 |
| Pardon My French Dip (Bonus Track) | 1:52 |
| I Discovered a Rare Species of Flargenheimer Foon Bug | 4:29 |
| Getting Drunk at the Granola Bar | 4:05 |
| Swamp Fire Tales | 2:26 |
| Chicken Bok Wok | 2:39 |
| Show Me Two Shoes, and I'll Raise You One | 2:40 |
| Fill the Diner With Horse Muffins | 1:24 |
| Ireshone | 1:21 |
| Shut Your Face, Mary | 2:36 |
| What's Inside of Lips? | 2:08 |
| Ex-Boyfriend Cologne | 3:29 |
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| Barrelful of Root Beer Monkeys | 2:28 |
| Turntables Galore and Millard Fillmore | 2:59 |
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| A Group of Eyebrows Take the World Lead in Toboggan Sleds | 2:13 |
| Slivering Down the Acid Melts | 3:48 |
| 1 2 3 Ur Dead | 2:19 |
| Jeff Daniels in Juice Form, Pt. 2 | 1:30 |
| MacGuyver Here, MacGuyver There, MacGuyver | 2:57 |
| The Dow Dropped 14 Placentas | 2:20 |
| PUD Cups | 1:24 |
| Reconsider My Offer or Else I Might Explode | 3:56 |
| Chinatown Chicken Nuggets | 1:49 |
| Aye Carumba! It's a Chimichanga! | 2:41 |
| Rocky Balbologna | 3:30 |
| Gary Coleman Vs. The Ants | 2:24 |
| Comatose Cakes Penguin | 2:12 |
| You Are the Answer to My Question | 3:40 |
| Newborn Deluxe | 1:37 |
| Creating My Legacy of Milk Duds | 2:20 |
| Ass Buffington | 2:31 |
| DinnerBot | 3:17 |
| Whoa, I'm Starting to Feel It! | 4:18 |
| Song That Sucks Really Bad but Was Included Anyway | 3:21 |
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| Paula Abdul to the Death | 3:25 |
| Pork Petals for Me, Finger Petals | 2:12 |
| Barry Manilow Got Stuck in Sausage Fibers | 10:31 |
| Toast | 2:12 |
| Rolling Rock Webster's Syndrome Dictionary | 3:17 |
| Emergency Brake Divas | 3:38 |
| Antelope on Onion Mountain | 3:44 |
| Dr. Da Da Do and the Widget Crackers | 2:58 |
| This Is the Last Time I'm Gonna Tell You, Carrot Top! | 2:55 |
| Godzilla Meets Frankensoup | 3:32 |
| The Amanda Bynes Fan Club Is Made Up of Men in Their Fifties and Robots | 3:00 |
| Dance of the Seedless Watermelon Nuggets | 3:14 |
| 8 Animals in Charge | 2:56 |
| Time Out for Bingo Patties | 2:37 |
| Swisshelm | 3:35 |
| Facial Hair Fireworks | 3:30 |
| Buddy Comedy in Sector 7 | 2:01 |
| It's Because Of | 3:01 |
| The Dixie Chicks...Need I Say More? | 3:48 |
| Cold As Ice | 4:48 |
| Pierce a Couple Motels Before I Get Really Agitated and Explode | 3:21 |
| Do Ya Feel Me? | 3:19 |
| Bubblegum Drops and Listerine Samples | 2:46 |
| Rosa Park's Bus Pass | 4:48 |
| These Tears Weren't Made for Crying | 3:35 |
| A Macaroni in San Jose | 1:52 |
| Out of the Three Wishes, I Choose You | 2:28 |
| You're the Only Girl Who Can Finish Off My Hot Dog Sundae | 2:59 |
| Flarp | 2:57 |
| Mils Wissen | 1:54 |
| DrewBreeze | 2:44 |
| Breaking Hearts, Breaking Nachos | 2:58 |
| Paris Hilton Bakes a Cake, Film at Eleven Twelve | 3:21 |
| Mashed Potato Wannabe | 3:13 |
| Revolve One or Two | 3:39 |
| Baconmile | 2:45 |
| Good Times (At the Alamo) | 4:44 |
| Slide Your Coaster Under the Cup of Des Moines | 3:14 |
| Lewis and Clark's Amazing Journey, Presented in Boring-Vision | 3:02 |
| Biography Breakfast | 2:23 |
| Blue Skin T-Shirt (Bonus Track) | 2:51 |
| That Makes It Me: 3, Danny DeVito: 1 | 2:37 |
| Milk Johnson | 3:40 |
| Drive-By Chug Down | 2:12 |
| Undesired Rugburn Renewals | 4:10 |
| Fresh Step Into the Future | 2:48 |
| Would You Like Standard, Premium, or Megalowski? | 2:29 |
| Final Wish | 3:09 |
| Aliens Vs Predator Vs Chuck Norris: Whoever Wins, Chuck Norris Does | 1:47 |
| Something for Me | 2:42 |
| Legend of Pancake Waffles | 3:17 |
| On Another Kazoomikaze Mission | 5:04 |
| Slide Down the Leverage Tank, and I'll See You at Sunset | 4:54 |
| From Blue to Green in an Instant | 2:55 |
| Cry My Foot to Sleep | 3:04 |
| If You Had Two Arms, the Answer Would Be Yes | 3:58 |
| Salt and Catsup | 3:11 |
| Slipping Through Time Portals in the Wee Hours of Kindergarten | 6:28 |
| My Cheeks Are Decreasing in Size | 3:26 |
| Face Me (Roar) | 2:31 |
| Apparatusappendage | 3:08 |
| Motion Detector Romance | 2:58 |
| Nimbonious | 1:21 |
| David Hasselhoff's Imaginary Comeback | 3:14 |
| Ruptured Colons on the Floor Floor Floor | 2:44 |
| I Skipped Cloud Nine and Went Straight to Ten | 2:44 |
| Intro-Ography | 1:15 |
| It's Drying Out | 3:08 |
| The Moon Is Officially Out of a Job | 3:03 |
| Hotek | 2:05 |
| The Harder I Try, the Higher I Fly | 3:37 |
| Born on the 4th of Dogs | 2:27 |
| Plug, Rip, Tear and Snip | 2:41 |
| Toys Ain't the Same | 2:53 |
| Brivet Rake | 3:51 |
| Harms Parmigiana | 1:59 |
| Pinches | 2:00 |
| Sargassum | 2:01 |
| Copistrano E L Borgada | 3:10 |
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