NO NUT NOVEMBER

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Matt Watson, Freddie Dredd, Kill Bill: The rapper, Carson Tucker

Became known for his posts to his channel called Kids w/ Problems, which has earned over 130,000 subscribers. He has a secondary channel called SuperMega and also became a member of the group Game Grumps.

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2019

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Me and my best friends
We love jerking off
But its November
So we had to stop
Me and my good pals
Love a good bust
But its November
So we cannot nut

No masturbatin'
No fornicatin'
Ejaculatin'
No prostate playin'
No semen sprayin'
For thirty days in
No nut November
Can't bust 'till December
Can't spank my turkey
Can't do no jerkin'
No burstin' or spurtin'
Can't use no Jergens
Can't go rewardin' my burden of yearnin'
Can't go returning to November 1st
December is lurkin'
My hands are tied to the oath
I gotta keep puttin' work in
My mind is clear like a crystal
Yo Freddie, bring in the chorus
What's up

F*ck my dick, I'ma chop it off
I ain't cummin' no poots, f*ck the cops
I don't care what they say, my cum will always stay
In my big fat balls, they ain't small
I would love to cum on them all

But I can't, it's a chant to the silly old God
Make me cum when he comes
When the time is right
Won't put up a fight
Let my nutsack hang
My balls are in pain, my girl too hot
Wish I could f*ck a lot, but I can't
It's a curse
Put my cum in a hearse
Wait 'till the fucking first
Tsunami from my body
Bitch, I can't wait till I masturbate
It's my only fate

Hoe, I ain't spankin' no monkey
Hoe, I ain't chokin' no chicken
Hoe, I won't tickle the pickle
I will not blow no emissions (Woo)
I'm on the holiest mission
I'm with my bros all November
On God, I won't blow another load till December
Cold all Winter (Yeah), throw away your lubrication
Spread the word of No Nut November through the-nation
I ain't touchin' my penis, I am not grabbin' myself
On the set, I'm 'bout to cop myself a chastity belt, yeah, bitch

Rollin' through the cut
Trying not to bust, feel it in my gut
All of my cum, has somewhat turned to dust
Take me back to September, 'cause it's No Nut November
Popped off like the toss of a can of Dr. Pepper in my sheets
I didn't mean, to stimulate it
My cream dream seems so illustrative when I sleep
This don't even count, didn't mean to skeet
Never beat my meat
Had to wash my sheets 'cause I tossed all of my seeds

Me and my best friends, we love jerking off
But it's November, so we have to stop
Me and my good pals, love a good bust
But it's November, so we cannot nut

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