I Pissed Myself

Caroline Konstnar

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Caroline Konstnar

Caroline Konstnar is a young Youtube creator who indulges in creating memes, skits, and music with an old school VHS look and a whirlwind of comedic value.


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As I walked along the street
I felt my bladder make a pee
And there it was all along
Bladder full and far from home
I needed to take a piss

I reached out to the world but she rejected me
Not a store or restaurant would take my pee
I walked an alley hoping to find a place to piss and piece of mind

Then lo and behold a lovely lady squatting behind a dumpster
She too was pissing free and wild, her stream wasn't flustered
And with no thought or care in mind
I squat next to her and put her hand in mine

Squeezing our lemons we fell in love
And just like god we made a flood
And all through the night we ran the blocks
Unloading yellow goodness from our cocks

And as the dawn turned dawn our thirst to burst was gone
We decided to part ways
Knowing our love go stronger with each spray

Imagine the pee th-
Eh the pee woman was you all along

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Written by: Caroline Konstnar

Submitted by Fishy on November 06, 2019

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