Muff Disclaimer
Neon Midnight
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Clara is my perfect girl She has such perfect tits But this is a song about my other favourite bit My girlfriend has no beaver My girlfriend has no muff No nasty furry Chewbacca, Not even any fluff This is a muff disclaimer – Sign my beaver waiver! No more pubes all sticky with lube – Have no fear in the pubeless era; This is a muff disclaimer! Seventies muff was furry and scary A massive vag, huge and hairy Please just shave it off No more hairy – Leave it under your pillow For the pubic fairy Girl with no muff gonna be my wife I’m gonna f*ck her for the rest of my life Girl with no muff gonna be my wife I’m gonna f*ck her for the rest of my life This is a muff disclaimer – Sign my beaver waiver! No more pubes all sticky with lube – Have no fear in the pubeless era; This is a muff disclaimer!
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