Muff Disclaimer

Neon Midnight

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Neon Midnight

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Clara is my perfect girl

She has such perfect tits

But this is a song about my other favourite bit



My girlfriend has no beaver

My girlfriend has no muff

No nasty furry Chewbacca,

Not even any fluff



This is a muff disclaimer –

Sign my beaver waiver!

No more pubes all sticky with lube –

Have no fear in the pubeless era;

This is a muff disclaimer!



Seventies muff was furry and scary

A massive vag, huge and hairy

Please just shave it off

No more hairy –

Leave it under your pillow

For the pubic fairy



Girl with no muff gonna be my wife

I’m gonna f*ck her for the rest of my life



Girl with no muff gonna be my wife

I’m gonna f*ck her for the rest of my life



This is a muff disclaimer –

Sign my beaver waiver!

No more pubes all sticky with lube –

Have no fear in the pubeless era;

This is a muff disclaimer!

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Written by: Neon Midnight

Submitted by on October 13, 2018

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