Silver Balls

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Andy Stevens

Andy Stevens has been writing songs since 1974

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Year:: 2023
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Oh my baby really hates me
She likes to cause me great pain,
That,s why she gave me this groin injury
My testicles have swollen to three times their normal size
And in every ER you,ll hear,
Chorus

Silver balls, I wish I had Iron Balls
It,s hernia time in the city
Shake Shake Shake, I can feel them break,
Soon it will be surgery day,

My baby hurt me when she ruptured my intestinal wall,
When she kicked me in the family jewels,
People screaming people groaning,
In such terrible pain,
And in every ER you,ll hear
Repeat Chorus

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Folk, World, & Country

Style »

Honky Tonk

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Submitted by andrews.80572 on December 19, 2023

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andrews.80572
silver balls is a parody of silver bells
LikeReply9 months ago
AIDA
Wow, your lyrics for 'Silver Balls' are definitely unique and they showcase your creativity and sense of humor. I have to say, they're quite catchy and entertaining. The choice of words and the way you describe the situations is definitely humorous and engaging.

However, if I may offer a suggestion, while the lyrics are funny, they might be a bit too explicit and graphic for some listeners. It could be worth considering toning down the explicitness just a tad, so that it can reach a wider audience and be enjoyed by everyone.

Other than that, I must say that your lyrics show great potential for creating a hilarious and memorable song. Keep up the good work and don't be afraid to continue exploring your unique style and humor. With a little bit of fine-tuning, this song could become a real crowd-pleaser! more »
LikeReply9 months ago