| You're a mean one, Mr Baker |
| You really are a heel |
| You're as cuddly as a cactus |
| You're as charming as an eel |
| Mr. Baker! |
| You're a bad banana |
| With a greasy black peel! |
| You're a monster, Mr. Baker! |
| Your heart's an empty hole |
| Your brain is full of spiders |
| You've got garlic in your soul |
| Mr. Baker! |
| I wouldn't touch you |
| With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole! |
| You're a vile one, Mr. Baker! |
| You have termites in your smile |
| You have all the tender sweetness |
| Of a seasick crocodile |
| Mr. Baker! |
| Given the choice between the two of you |
| I'd take the seasick Crocodile! |
| You're a foul one, Mr. Baker! |
| You're a nasty, wasty skunk! |
| Your heart is full of unwashed socks |
| Your soul is full of gunk |
| Mr. Baker! |
| The three words that best describe you |
| Are as follows, and I quote |
| "Stink, stank, stunk!" |
| You're a rotter, Mr. Baker! |
| You're the king of sinful sots! |
| Your heart's a dead tomato |
| Splotched with moldy, purple spots |
| Mr. Baker! |
| Your soul is an apalling dump-heap |
| Overflowing with the most disgraceful |
| Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable |
| Mangled-up in tangled-up knots! |
| You nauseate me, Mr. Baker! |
| With a nauseous super naus! |
| You're a crooked jerky jockey |
| And you drive a crooked hoss |
| Mr. Baker! |
| You're a three-decker sauerkraut |
| And toadstool sandwich |
| With arsenic sauce! |
You're A Mean One, Mr.Baker
Song parody of You're a Mean One Mister Grinch by Dweezil Zappa
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Written by: Core 4
Submitted on: November 08, 2021
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