| Vaseline, Vaseline |
| Found in most towns I ever seen |
| When the women treat you mean |
| Use Vaseline, My Vaseline |
| I sleep alone most every night |
| Watch them pornos when it's light |
| Wish that they were starring me |
| With Vaseline, My Abilene |
| Crowded bookstore, ain't nothin' free |
| Nothin' in this magazine for me |
| Wish to heck that I could be |
| In Vaseline, my Vaseline |
| How I wish that cab would come |
| Take me back where I can fined some |
| Take me where I need to be |
| In Vaseline, my Vaseline |
| Orajel numbs my vein |
| If I keep using it , I'll go insane |
| Think I need the same ole' scene |
| To Vaseline, my Vaseline |
| Outside my window my girlfriend yells |
| Sit here ignoring as she yells |
| If I was home, I wouldn't be |
| Without Vaseline, my Vaseline |
Vaseline
Song parody of Abilene by George Hamilton IV
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Written by: Turd Ferguson
Submitted on: September 18, 2021
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